Talking Guitars

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Just imagine that your favorite guitar could talk,what do you think it would say to you? I know mine would probaly start cussing at me and tell me to stop dropping him:D (Btw I have no clue on how to spell probaly:o.)
 
Change my damn strings! These have seen two presidents!
 
I can't call any of 'em my "favorite," 'cause the other ones will get jealous and refuse to hold tune. :D
 
Talking guitars...?

Is someone passing around that brown acid again?


:D
 
Mine would say, "you haven't touched me enough lately. Are you cheating on me with your wife?"
 
My Les Paul would say "could you get me a little closer to that Blondie strat, And dim the lights a bit before you get the heck out of the room!"!!! :D







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most of mine would say "why am I not your numero uno"...I try to play them all a bit, I enjoy the cheap ones almost as much as the hand-builts. It keeps the better ones feeling better and sounding better when their turn comes around.
 
NOT THE STRINGS DON"T CUT MY STR..........
Hey that didn't hurt. Can we have some 9s on me now and trim the ends nice and short.







:cool:
 
Cut your damn nails...


Anthropomorphise much?


Imagine your socks were talking to you just as you were putting them on...:laughings:
 
I hear them all day beckoning me.....like the mermaids who cause ships to shipwreck...."come, come to us, we are waiting......come"
:o:D
 
Tacokiller10 said:
Just imagine that your favorite guitar could talk,what do you think it would say to you? I know mine would probaly start cussing at me and tell me to stop dropping him:D (Btw I have no clue on how to spell probaly:o.)
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him?????
mine are all girls....and they all have names.....
 
Exactly, yours is a dude??? And for the love of God man, it's "probably." Not prolly, or probaly, or anything other than "probably." Tell your friends... make it your facebook status, or cheep, or tweet, or queef, or however you tweens spread the word...

And unless you're into the xlr male to male via the adapter thing, stop calling your guitar a dude...

My guitars would say awful things inappropriate for public dissemination.
 
GASious Clay said:
Exactly, yours is a dude??? And for the love of God man, it's "probably." Not prolly, or probaly, or anything other than "probably." Tell your friends... make it your facebook status, or cheep, or tweet, or queef, or however you tweens spread the word...

And unless you're into the xlr male to male via the adapter thing, stop calling your guitar a dude...

My guitars would say awful things inappropriate for public dissemination.
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Wow,someones on their period:laughings:
 
Tacokiller10 said:
Wow,someones on their period:laughings:
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That's "Wow,(space)someone(apsotrophe)s on their period." I'll give you some cred for using the correct "their."

And my "mensies" always flare up when I see "prolly" or "probaly." You should be honored to be the first victim on the crusade to rid the internet of this ridiculous error. I'm no grammar Nazi (Nazi's were a Socialist party that did some pretty bad things over in Germany and Europe in the 1930's and 40's, might want to ask your home school tutor to run over it with you) as I often make errors myself.

I hereby deputize you as a crusader. Rid the internet of prolly! Your name can be Blood Muffin. Go forth Blood Muffin! But be back in time for din-din, or Mommy will get worried.

That's what my guitar told me to say. Which by the way, is more than twice your age. Still on topic here! Guitar said it!
 
Prolly is a fine word. I adopted it a while back. It's the apostrophe thing that bugs me on the internet. Unfortunately, my guitar is terrible at placing apostrophes.
 
GASious Clay said:
That's "Wow,(space)someone(apsotrophe)s on their period." I'll give you some cred for using the correct "their."

And my "mensies" always flare up when I see "prolly" or "probaly." You should be honored to be the first victim on the crusade to rid the internet of this ridiculous error. I'm no grammar Nazi (Nazi's were a Socialist party that did some pretty bad things over in Germany and Europe in the 1930's and 40's, might want to ask your home school tutor to run over it with you) as I often make errors myself.

I hereby deputize you as a crusader. Rid the internet of prolly! Your name can be Blood Muffin. Go forth Blood Muffin! But be back in time for din-din, or Mommy will get worried.

That's what my guitar told me to say. Which by the way, is more than twice your age. Still on topic here! Guitar said it!
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Lol or laughing out loud. (Just so you don't correct me again!):laughings: And I'm pretty good with history
 
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