Anyone tried a 57, rubber, and bucket of water?

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Or better yet start a new rumor about how much faster eunuchs can play drums due to the lack of friction.
Plus they could double as lead singers for Four Non Blonds! :p

@DaStrick: Good point! But if it comes down to a choice between vasectomy or ocnor's castration idea, vasectomy sounds a bit too humane, perhaps. ;)

Disclaimer: before the drummers out there get their sticks stuck up their butts over this, two things: first, I'm just kidding - vasectomy would be OK by me - and second, I know quite a few drummers personally who are excellent musicians. I'm not attacking drummers as a species in general.

G.
 
If you used two SM57s in two condoms in two different buckets of water the exact same distance from the one kick drum, would you limit phase issues if one of the condoms was ribbed?

I think we need to know...

Can someone get onto it?

Thanks :cool:
 
If the mics are equidistant there would be no phase difference, that is if we treat the kick drum as a point source. Probably a bad assumption, but it depends on the distance.
 
If you used two SM57s in two condoms in two different buckets of water the exact same distance from the one kick drum, would you limit phase issues if one of the condoms was ribbed?

I think we need to know...

Can someone get onto it?

Thanks :cool:

You can save your money and not use a ribbed condom at all. Just purchase the plain old economy traditional ones and turn one of them inside out to accomplish the defeat of phasing issues.

Just be sure to shake the........out of it first.



:cool:
 
ORIGINALLY POSTED BY mcmetal That's got to be one of dumbest things i've read in a while.I'm no sound exepert but if it sounded that great everyone would be doing it.

i swear the gs guys throw this shit out there and come here to laugh their asses off. :laughings:

Actually, I think it's kind of a cool idea. Thinkin outside the box. ;)

Besides, it doesn't really matter if it works or not when ya think about it. Just the act of trying it would get you thinkin even more outside the box and some of the coolest effects and recordings could come from it.

Sounds to me like a lot of potential gain could be had and really nothin to lose.

Well.....except maybe a mic. :o

:D
Well, today, I tried it. My son couldn't believe it. He kept saying 'are you really going to put that in there ?'
One of my mates that's a drummer popped by and on a whim, I asked him if he minded a quick session. I wanted to try a jazzy little part of this two part ditty and I wanted to also try a three mic set up, just to hear what it would sound like. Anyway, for the kick, I used an SM58 {thanks, Dastrick !}, wrapped it in supermarket clingfilm with packing tape well wrapped around it. Then I put it on a desk mic stand and into half a brown bucket of water. It was maybe 6 inches from the kick and I was pretty surprized that it picked up as normal.
We did two takes, partly coz it was getting late and I had to get dinner for the kids, partly coz they were so excitable, the younger one kept talking. But it's a simple piece so it didn't take long. Listening back to it, it was OK, nothing brilliant, but not rubbish either. But there was one curious thing. The ambience from the cymbals seemed to be slowed down. It left a distinct hum in the quieter parts. It's hard to explain and I haven't a clue how to upload it for people to hear but it's like the sound got slowed down. So the natural decay of the cymbals took soooo much longer. Actually, it took so long that as each hit came round, it was still decaying very deeply and slowly, like "BOOOIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHZZZZZ". Weird.
I'm sure I can work out a way to minimize that hum while still keeping the thud of the kick.
All very experimental. Some water did get into the 58 but after drying it out, it was still working as per normal. If it dies, I'll consider it the price of an education. Or send "the boys" to sort out Dastrick. :D My favourite part was using just one overhead (I also close miked the snare), dangling just in front of Mikey's shoulder. It picked up everything pretty nicely so it's yet another option in my shamelessly eclectic pursuit of recording drums.
As for the bucket experiment, I won't be trying it again on drums but my mate suggested we try it on percussion and I'll be listening alot harder before tracking so if any hum shows up, I can deal with it there and then. It might also be interesting to try it on an acoustic guitar or something. Today's thing was just an experiment. Since this thread came about, it's kind of been in the back of my mind. I do tend to agree with mcmetal though; if it was that useful, loads of recorders would be doing it. Well, I've done it and I'm glad. I do like to experiment, even if it seems like a waste of time......
 
I'm sure I can work out a way to minimize that hum while still keeping the thud of the kick.

...which is funny, because I was reading that description wondering if there was a way to minimize the kick, and keep that resonance. :p
 
Anyway, for the kick, I used an SM58 {thanks, Dastrick !}, wrapped it in supermarket clingfilm with packing tape well wrapped around it. Then I put it on a desk mic stand and into half a brown bucket of water.

damnit, i was totally gonna try this but i only have a white bucket and a black bucket, and there's no way i'm gonna try to find a brown bucket then spend money on it. :(
 
some water did get into the 58 but after drying it out, it was still working as per normal. If it dies, i'll consider it the price of an education. Or send "the boys" to sort out dastrick. :d ...

oh crap!!!!!!!!

:d
 
damnit, i was totally gonna try this but i only have a white bucket and a black bucket, and there's no way i'm gonna try to find a brown bucket then spend money on it. :(

No, I think it was the water that was brown, not the bucket...

Ewww....

Can you clarify GT? This is important...:laughings:
 
Without the use of a condom all tests are null and void.I just hope you didn't knock up the kick drum.
 
damnit, i was totally gonna try this but i only have a white bucket and a black bucket, and there's no way i'm gonna try to find a brown bucket then spend money on it. :(

:laughings:

That was a special clue, strictly for your benefit ez_ !
 
Without the use of a condom all tests are null and void.I just hope you didn't knock up the kick drum.

Well, it was complaining of sickness this morning.......that's all I need - the patter of tiny kick drum pedals ! :( :mad:
 
Put a condom over an 57 and run it up your ass. That should sound great. Also, you'll have a cable running from your ass to the mixer. I don't see a downside.
 
I think that other post went.......with the brown bucket. Speaking of which;

Put a condom over a 57 and run it up your ass. That should sound great.

My experimentalism is unfortunately not matched by my sense of courage ! That's got to be one for the sound FX dept ?
 
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