Expert Mixing/Mastering

[saads]

I got a really interesting email the other day, from the title i thought i would get some interesting tips. Fast forward and it said at the end:

"The bottom line is, if this doesn't immediately transform you into a professional record producer, you pay nothing."

I guess all you people here who have spent countless hours mixing and mastering in studios before i was even born have just been wasting your time Now all i need is some foam on the walls and a pair of headphones

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

I got a really interesting email the other day, from the title i thought i would get some interesting tips. Fast forward and it said at the end:

"The bottom line is, if this doesn't immediately transform you into a professional record producer, you pay nothing."

I guess all you people here who have spent countless hours mixing and mastering in studios before i was even born have just been wasting your time Now all i need is some foam on the walls and a pair of headphones

The good news, saads, is that you'll be able to pay for all the foam and headphones you want with the money I'll be happy to transfer into your US bank account that I got from my buddy, the Nigerian prince. All you need to do is send me $1000 to pay for the administrative costs of the money transfer...



G.

 

[saads]

Haha. And the worst part is some people will actually buy the guy's story. Pay $49 and become an instant Recording engineer. Gee, that would be the day

 

[M1Fanatic]

The only people who'd believe that are those that have never done it before.

 

[grimtraveller]

the money I'll be happy to transfer into your US bank account that I got from my buddy, the Nigerian prince. All you need to do is send me $1000 to pay for the administrative costs of the money transfer...



G.

There's so many generous benefactors on the internet, I was a bulti billionaire with all the cash I've won on internet lotteries that I never entered, been given in tax rebates, had paid to me by princes from Gambia, exiled politician's wives from Burkino Faso, dead doctors who left me millions just for a bank account number.....





































And like a fool, I've blown it all on wine ( cheap German hock ), women (well, my wife, sisters and Mum ) and song (home recording equipment).

Where did it all go wrong !

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

And like a fool, I've blown it all on wine ( cheap German hock ), women (well, my wife, sisters and Mum ) and song (home recording equipment).

Where did it all go wrong !

You should have invested it all in all the OTC penny stocks you've gotten emails about.

G.