maybe this will help. it's a little something i threw together when i was still studying sound engineering:
An essay on the polar pattern of a U87 between omni, cardioid, and figure 8
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8. At first glance the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8 may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the easily lead, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8.
Social Factors
Society begins and ends with the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] borrowed much from the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8 helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.
Primarily the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8 builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8.
Economic Factors
Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We shall examine the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
Oil
Prices
the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8
The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. It goes with out saying that oil prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8 due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Perhaps to coin a phrase the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8economics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8ilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.
In the words of the famous political Aaron Shandy 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion
In conclusion, the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8 may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It brings peace, applauds greatness, though the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8 brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8.
Here with the final word is Hollywood's Beyonce Hendrix: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without the polar pattern between omni, cardioid, and figure of 8.' [3]
[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing
[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
