Riddle anyone?

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After a long boring day at work, a man decides to settle down at home with his trusty old guitar and a bottle of scotch. As the night rolls on and the songs fill the air, the scotch fills the oldtimer. The old dog in the corner is snoring in time with the music. as the old clock chimes midnight the bottle is finally empty, the old man puts his guitar away, turns out the light and stumbles to bed.
The next morning the man wakes to a massive headache as his dog is barking frantically. The dog is barking out the window at something. The old man stumbles up and looks out at the front of his house and is shocked to see 29 dead bodies scattered about. The old man grasps his head in sorrow and yells out "what have I done".
Who is this man?
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Sounds to me like Chad Kroeger slaying a crowd of protesters with his god awful music.

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Sorry to break it to you, but it's impossible to win where VP is concerned.:o
 
mattdee1 said:
Sounds to me like Chad Kroeger slaying a crowd of protesters with his god awful music.

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That is funny! But not the correct answer, Thanks for trying. Ignore that last comment, he is just a bitter person.
VP
 
Victory Pete said:
That is funny! But not the correct answer, Thanks for trying. Ignore that last comment, he is just a bitter person.
VP
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Real life LOL.

VP, you are my all time favourite troll how can I be bitter about that.:D
 
Are we allowed to ask a few questions about some of the detail to try and find out a bit more?
 
Victory Pete said:
I suppose so.
VP
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I only ask because it occurs to me that we need to identify the important bits and discard the irrelevant bits.

My thoughts at the moment are that the important bits are

boring job?
"Guitar" but that may be a red herring?
Scotch?
The dog?
and the clock?

I'll give it some more thought.
 
He's a light house operator or some such, and forgot to turn the light on. Maybe a plane crashed or ship ran aground. Something along the lines of dude with responsibility forgetting to do the action he was responsible for.

Daav
 
daav said:
He's a light house operator or some such, and forgot to turn the light on. Maybe a plane crashed or ship ran aground. Something along the lines of dude with responsibility forgetting to do the action he was responsible for.

Daav
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Yes sir! Good job! Quick thinking.
VP
 
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