Flatwound vs Roundwound

[Zaphod B]

You can always scratch at your friends and families scalps and get enough for a regular treatment. Rub it in well with that blue fluff that collect in your ass crack and you are good to go.

...oh, lord, make it stop!................

 

[Victory Pete]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAhg3Ge7TFM
ViP

 

[muttley600]

...oh, lord, make it stop!................

I still would like for someone to prove I am wrong.

 

[muttley600]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAhg3Ge7TFM
ViP

At last, your best post yet. I loves me some Neil Young and those crazy horses.

 

[Dogbreath]

Rub it in well with that blue fluff that collect in your ass crack... .

Yours is blue??

Mines more brown.

huh...

 

[muttley600]

Yours is blue??

Mines more brown.

huh...

You gotta wash beffore you rub it over your fretboard or yer gonna get sh*t all over the strings.

 

[Supercreep]

I lined my guitar case with pancakes. Will that work?

They'll probably stick really well with some maple syrup.

That's one of the funniest questions I've ever read.

I'm still waiting for you to prove me wrong.

 

[muttley600]

I'm still waiting for you to prove me wrong.

That goes

"I still would like for someone to prove I am wrong."

 

[Milnoque]

Yours is blue??

Mines more brown.

huh...

He's letting his haggis age too long

 

[Dogbreath]

You gotta wash beffore you rub it over your fretboard or yer gonna get sh*t all over the strings.

Hmmm...

maybe it has something to do with these...

 

[muttley600]

Hmmm...

maybe it has something to do with these...

Now he really do need the talc.

 

[Dogbreath]

another literal LOL!

"you must spread em Muttley"

 

[beezelbubba]

I prefer the dried up nurt scrapin's under my fingernails.
I rarely clean under them, so I always have an ample supply!

 

[Bob Ross]

Try Bisquick.

...your pants are on fire.

 

[Victory Pete]

...your pants are on fire.

You can put them out with an ABC fire exstinguisher! They have powder in them!
VP

 

[ocnor]

Have you tried pixie dust?

Is that like angel dust? If you rub that stuff on your strings you'll play just like Jimi Hendrix.

 

[soundchaser59]

Feel? I just want those strings to stay fresh for 13 months. Wonder what kind of powder would work?

You are going in the wrong direction. You want to keep the strings CLEAN, not get them dirty.

Change the strings, then wash your hands every time before you play, and don't let anybody else play your guitar. You'll get a lot farther this way than you will caking foreign matter on your strings.

 

[muttley600]

You are going in the wrong direction. You want to keep the strings CLEAN, not get them dirty.

Change the strings, then wash your hands every time before you play, and don't let anybody else play your guitar. You'll get a lot farther this way than you will caking foreign matter on your strings.

Dude, while you are quite correct and thanks for that. This thread was tongue in cheek and piss taking. Basically in response to an individual consistent dumb ass postings.

But you would have known that if you read the whole thing.

 

[Zaphod B]

You are going in the wrong direction. You want to keep the strings CLEAN, not get them dirty.

Change the strings, then wash your hands every time before you play, and don't let anybody else play your guitar. You'll get a lot farther this way than you will caking foreign matter on your strings.

Thanks for the invaluable contribution!

 

[soundchaser59]

You're welcome!

No charge......