Kill Your Ego!

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Post your worst recording! Fortunately for me I have a vast pool of terrible recordings to choose from. No pressure it's just for fun. Give a story if you'd like.

Let's hear em!
-Barrett
 
Sadly this isn't my worst, it's just the worst I have on my computer right now.

http://www.lightningmp3.com/live/file.php?id=20449

This was the last band I was in and my drummer was literally leaving for college literally T-minus 2 hours when we started recording so we were pretty crunched for time. So I threw up some mics and we cut it live, I didn't have time to even hear how everything sounded and there was no time to do over dubs. The performance is pretty rough. The guitars are too thin and when I tried to eq them to beef em up they just sounded too chubby. There was too much bleed to handle, My drummer ended up playing way harder live than when I was setting levels so the drums are a little overloaded. It's alright though it's pretty ironic that the last thing my band did was just pure shit hahaha. Memoriezzz
 
At least you got some practice in. And trying is what counts haha. I'll post some of mine if I get the balls when I get on my other computer haha!
 
changed my mind...I think I like it now haha
 
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Sadly this isn't my worst, it's just the worst I have on my computer right now.

http://www.lightningmp3.com/live/file.php?id=20449

This was the last band I was in and my drummer was literally leaving for college literally T-minus 2 hours when we started recording so we were pretty crunched for time. So I threw up some mics and we cut it live, I didn't have time to even hear how everything sounded and there was no time to do over dubs. The performance is pretty rough. The guitars are too thin and when I tried to eq them to beef em up they just sounded too chubby. There was too much bleed to handle, My drummer ended up playing way harder live than when I was setting levels so the drums are a little overloaded. It's alright though it's pretty ironic that the last thing my band did was just pure shit hahaha. Memoriezzz


Shit...I'd be quite happy with that...in a year i might reach your level of worst :)
 
Why do I already have this on the Internet and readily accessible? - One of my earliest recordings, back in high school.

I refused to use any reverb because I thought it made it sound goofy. I didn't know anything about compression. All of the instruments are panned way to one side or the other. The drum machine causes me physical pain every time I listen to it. The guitar tone is stupid.
Hate! Hate! Hate!
 
The question is, do you mean worst as in recording quality, or performance/musicianship etc?

Cos I record mainly other people's music rather than my own, and I've recorded some pretty awful music - just not sure it's appropriate to rip on them on the internet!
 
Hahaha Great stuff here so far. And as for "what is a bad recording?" I would say either. I mean most of the time if the performance is terrible the sound quality will suffer somehow. So I guess either qualitfies as a bad recording.

Thanks for sharing everyone,
-Barrett
 
The question is, do you mean worst as in recording quality, or performance/musicianship etc?

Cos I record mainly other people's music rather than my own, and I've recorded some pretty awful music - just not sure it's appropriate to rip on them on the internet!

I assumed since the thread is called "kill your ego", it's supposed to be the recording that you yourself are most ashamed of. What recording did you mess up the worst?
 
Haha, this thread should be fun. :D

As it turns out, I recently found and uploaded to my server an old album I'd done from mp3.com. This is pretty bad, lol.



That was recorded with a Sonic Foundry Acid 2.0 demo and an included drum loop, micing my amp by putting my laptop on the floor next to it so that the built-in mic would pick it up. :p The chorus effect is accidental - I couldn't record more than 30 seconds at a time with the limited processing power I had, so I had to peice this together by recording snippets and looping them.

This is pretty bad, too -



Recorded on my dad's Korg D-8 (I got him hooked on recording soon after I started). His acoustic with a TON of reverb was the "sitar" sound at the beginning, my Strat, I think, was used for everything (though I might have bought my first seven string, a RG7620, by the time I did this), through a Marshall JTM-30 and a Metal Zone. I'd been playing maybe 5 years at the time, and it shows, lol. The drums were a clip from a keyboard I recorded into the Korg. There was no bass, because I didn't own one. :p After recording most of this but before completely finishing it, I sold the Marshall for a Mesa Rocket-44, so the tapping section in the middle is the same pedal but into a different amp, and listening to it it, it sounds rather like I doubled the melody with the Mesa to make it hold together better, too.

On the slightly less sucky side, this was my favorite song from that album:



Considering the gear I was working with, I'm still pretty proud of this, as this was the absolute best I could have done at the time, I think. The synth swells were actually guitar, recorded direct as three-part harmonies, reversed, manually lopped off the attack so it wouldn't end sharply, and then added a fuck-ton of chorus and flange and 'verb, then panned them around a bit. Bass is a bass loop, and the drums were a loop. The guitars were all my Strat, through that Mesa Rocket-44, mic'd with one of those little whammy-bar looking microphones, like so:

Microphone.jpg


except that weird shade of taupe all computer gear was back in the mid-90's. I had to record everything in snippets of less than a minute because, again, the audio would start skipping and popping from the strain to my laptop if I did more than that, so the clean rhythm guitars were recorded and then looped. :p

It was a lot of fun, if nothing else.
 
Hahaha, it sounds like you had quite the imagination when starting out. I probably woulda called it quits when my processing power crapped out.

Thanks for sharing DrewP. Hopefully we can get some more awful tracks up here!

-Barrett
 
Hahaha, it sounds like you had quite the imagination when starting out. I probably woulda called it quits when my processing power crapped out.

Thanks for sharing DrewP. Hopefully we can get some more awful tracks up here!

-Barrett

Thanks man! :p I was just some 18 year old kid having a blast. :D
 
Haha, this thread should be fun. :D

As it turns out, I recently found and uploaded to my server an old album I'd done from mp3.com. This is pretty bad, lol.



That was recorded with a Sonic Foundry Acid 2.0 demo and an included drum loop, micing my amp by putting my laptop on the floor next to it so that the built-in mic would pick it up. :p

On the floor? Excellent. Drew rewrites "Lo-fi". :D

DrewPeterson7 said:
This is pretty bad, too -



Recorded on my dad's Korg D-8 (I got him hooked on recording soon after I started). His acoustic with a TON of reverb was the "sitar" sound at the beginning, my Strat, I think, was used for everything (though I might have bought my first seven string, a RG7620, by the time I did this), through a Marshall JTM-30 and a Metal Zone. I'd been playing maybe 5 years at the time, and it shows, lol. The drums were a clip from a keyboard I recorded into the Korg. There was no bass, because I didn't own one. :p After recording most of this but before completely finishing it, I sold the Marshall for a Mesa Rocket-44, so the tapping section in the middle is the same pedal but into a different amp, and listening to it it, it sounds rather like I doubled the melody with the Mesa to make it hold together better, too.

I see you discovered Joe's lesser known brother, Moe Satriani.:p

DrewPeterson7 said:
On the slightly less sucky side, this was my favorite song from that album:





Considering the gear I was working with, I'm still pretty proud of this, as this was the absolute best I could have done at the time, I think. The synth swells were actually guitar, recorded direct as three-part harmonies, reversed, manually lopped off the attack so it wouldn't end sharply, and then added a fuck-ton of chorus and flange and 'verb, then panned them around a bit. Bass is a bass loop, and the drums were a loop. The guitars were all my Strat, through that Mesa Rocket-44, mic'd with one of those little whammy-bar looking microphones, like so:

Microphone.jpg


except that weird shade of taupe all computer gear was back in the mid-90's. I had to record everything in snippets of less than a minute because, again, the audio would start skipping and popping from the strain to my laptop if I did more than that, so the clean rhythm guitars were recorded and then looped. :p

It was a lot of fun, if nothing else.

This is actually quite cool. The swells are sweet.
 
On the floor? Excellent. Drew rewrites "Lo-fi". :D



I see you discovered Joe's lesser known brother, Moe Satriani.:p



This is actually quite cool. The swells are sweet.

:p Thanks man. That's the difference a year, year and a half can make, even working with shitty gear. It's fun to listen to these days, if nothing else, because it just takes me back to a very interesting time in my life... :)
 
O.K I want in on this one. Anybody out there ever here of the Opie and Anthony show? Well Anthony's brother Joe and Myself did some covers of some old sixty's stuff. Cranked the snot out of them after a few!! On the Roland 1680 a few years ago. Its pretty bad kinda. I think you'll get a kick out of of them. But how do I get My MP3's on here.
P.S Drew I think you'll like these.
 
On the floor? Excellent. Drew rewrites "Lo-fi". :D



I see you discovered Joe's lesser known brother, Moe Satriani.:p



This is actually quite cool. The swells are sweet.

Nice try Guys, But I think its a little to well done for this therad. Wait until ya here My crap.
 
O.K I want in on this one. Anybody out there ever here of the Opie and Anthony show? Well Anthony's brother Joe and Myself did some covers of some old sixty's stuff. Cranked the snot out of them after a few!! On the Roland 1680 a few years ago. Its pretty bad kinda. I think you'll get a kick out of of them. But how do I get My MP3's on here.
P.S Drew I think you'll like these.

I just go to lightningmp3.com its real self explanitory

-Barrett
 
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