Tried to comment a couple of times today, but the board had other ideas...
Your stuff is always fun and very original, and this is no exception. The parts all pull together, so not the mess it sounds like you feared at all.
A double bark/quack on every other trigger would be good I think. If that makes sense.
I wasn't crazy about the guitar tone - is it midi? Not a deal breaker mind.
'My safety word is orange' cracked me up for some reason. Captain Banana did well. Good stuff Jessica