SouthSIDE Glen
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My guitarist has changed his title for "guitarist" to "producer". "I makes riffs, therefore I produce!", he proclaimed. Then the bassist followed suit, he is now a "producer" too. Not to be left out, the keyboard player and drummer and prodcuer followed suit. I now had a 5-piece band in front of me consisting of 5 producers. Then the pizza deliver guy showed up with lunch. He buzzed the studio entrance, and when I asked how it was over the intercom, he - figuring that since he was producing lunch for us - replied, "The producer!"
I started getting a bad headache, so I passed the session off to the AE - who, since he figured he had produced some mic cables and coffee, and now was going to be producing some tracking tapes, was now calling himself "producer" instead of "assistant engineer" - and went home. As soon as I get home my wife, who I now call my "producer", since she prodcued a child out of her body (but for some reason won't let me call myself a "producer" for producing the sperm that made half of that baby), asked me if I could change the diaper on our producer since he had produced quite the smelly load out of his 18-month-old bottom.
Shall I go on - oops, I mean - shall I keep producing?
G.
I started getting a bad headache, so I passed the session off to the AE - who, since he figured he had produced some mic cables and coffee, and now was going to be producing some tracking tapes, was now calling himself "producer" instead of "assistant engineer" - and went home. As soon as I get home my wife, who I now call my "producer", since she prodcued a child out of her body (but for some reason won't let me call myself a "producer" for producing the sperm that made half of that baby), asked me if I could change the diaper on our producer since he had produced quite the smelly load out of his 18-month-old bottom.
Shall I go on - oops, I mean - shall I keep producing?
G.