Lets solve the worlds problems.

[spantini]

Are you talking about my specific post?

No. I was aiming for repetitively humorous

 

[RFR]

Ah I see.

 

[Dave Matthews]

No. I was aiming for repetitively humorous

Fortunately, you happen to have not one, but two humorous bones in your body!

 

[spantini]

OK. That's repetitive. That's repetitive.

 

[RFR]

But still stupid

 

[grimtraveller]

Not half as stupid as it could be.

 

[RFR]

Not half as stupid as it could be.

Thread’s still young. Give it time.

 

[spantini]

Yes. I'll need more time. I haven't quite grasped it yet.

 

[dogooder]

This thread is kind of stupid

It is more than kind of stupid. I have a history of stupid threads. I myself am not very bright. No one is fighting, so it is helping save the world.
I woke up this morning and the bee stings still hurt.

 

[spantini]

I've never had a bee sting hurt for more than a few hours. I tried slapping a hot, wet tea bag on one and it seemed to help a little. Next time I get one that hurts, I'm gonna try hydrocortisone cream. It's good for persistent itches - takes about 20-30 minutes for full effect. Last year I was attacked by a kamikaze paper wasp. The little fella shot straight at and hit my left pinkie as I walked by, fully sinking his stinger into my finger - I whipped my hand up and down several times before he was flung loose. . . the stinger went with him. The strange thing was there was no pain at all. He sunk his stinger but did not pump the venom. When I looked at my finger there was no visible trace of the attack.

 

[PorterhouseMusic]

Last year I was attacked by a kamikaze paper wasp.

This happened to me 2 years ago as I walked up to the door of a customers house. Stung me right on the face... left cheek. Not cool.

 

[dogooder]

I've never had a bee sting hurt for more than a few hours. I tried slapping a hot, wet tea bag on one and it seemed to help a little. Next time I get one that hurts, I'm gonna try hydrocortisone cream. It's good for persistent itches - takes about 20-30 minutes for full effect. Last year I was attacked by a kamikaze paper wasp. The little fella shot straight at and hit my left pinkie as I walked by, fully sinking his stinger into my finger - I whipped my hand up and down several times before he was flung loose. . . the stinger went with him. The strange thing was there was no pain at all. He sunk his stinger but did not pump the venom. When I looked at my finger there was no visible trace of the attack.

This is not an itch or a sting. It is sore to the touch as if I bruised the muscle underneath.

 

[grimtraveller]

I tried slapping a hot, wet tea bag

I tried that once, too. And now look at me.

Last year I was attacked by a kamikaze paper wasp....The strange thing was there was no pain at all

Just you wait till next year. They got your number and DNA !

 

[grimtraveller]

Prime Time's latest hero !

 

[spantini]

I tried that once, too. And now look at me.

Just you wait till next year. They got your number and DNA !

Or maybe "they" inserted some kind of tracking device. Woahhh. . .

 

[spantini]

This is not an itch or a sting. It is sore to the touch as if I bruised the muscle underneath.

Like after a vaccination?

. . . and then you say, "I've never been vaccinated in my life. WTH are you talking about?"

 

[TalismanRich]

Thanks a lot. Now I've got RAID bug spray all over my monitor and keyboard!!!!

You BASTARD! ( I HATE being around wasps, bees and hornets.)

 

[spantini]

That's one member down, Grim. Only 124 to go

 

[grimtraveller]

That's one member down, Grim. Only 124 to go

Remember, they're kamikazes. They think death is honourable !

 

[spantini]

Remember, they're kamikazes. They think death is honourable !

ooOOoooss. . . What you say may be true.