Jokes!!
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DM60
Well-known member
I didn't mean it that way.
pikingrin
what is this?
I almost think that my brother-in-law is one of the two guys in that picture...if not then I should have run up there and got a picture of him last year during harvest time!
Bwaaaaah ha ha ha ha!
DM60
Well-known member
Yea, hard to really understand what somebody means when it just ol' text.
BroKen_H
Re-member
They say, "Money talks, BS walks." But often I find it the other way around. My money always seems to be waving bye-bye.
I went to a pie baking contest the other day and all the tables were in a neat row. The contestants had to make their pie crusts between the rows. It was hilarious. They were all "rolling in the aisles".
Slow night. Don't eat the veal. I don't know how long it's been back there. Oh, sorry sir, didn't realize you were having it...
I went to a pie baking contest the other day and all the tables were in a neat row. The contestants had to make their pie crusts between the rows. It was hilarious. They were all "rolling in the aisles".
Slow night. Don't eat the veal. I don't know how long it's been back there. Oh, sorry sir, didn't realize you were having it...
dachay2tnr
One Hit Wonder
Something's fishy methinks.Sometimes you have to wonder why certain people need warned about certain things:
This is gilling me!
Schwarzenyaeger
Formerly "Dog-In-Door"
Wouldn't a fish be encouraged to breathe under water?
teknomike
Oldbie
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him,"Grandpa, what"s a couple sex?
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?
The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?
The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
BroKen_H
Re-member
There's a trend that I've become concerned with...
In the 50's people said you were crazy if you talked to your self.
Twenty years later in the 70s they said it was alright to talk to yourself if you didn't answer.
Twenty years later in the 90s they said it was alright to answer if you didn't argue.
Twenty years later now, and they say it's alright to argue as long as you don't say, "What'd you say to me?"
Can't see where this will go in twenty more years...
In the 50's people said you were crazy if you talked to your self.
Twenty years later in the 70s they said it was alright to talk to yourself if you didn't answer.
Twenty years later in the 90s they said it was alright to answer if you didn't argue.
Twenty years later now, and they say it's alright to argue as long as you don't say, "What'd you say to me?"
Can't see where this will go in twenty more years...
