One of the happiest moments I have had while using a Behringer board was the time that I was doing a soundcheck for a small outdoor show, It was an EAW 850 system, two tops two subs per side. I balance the system and listen to a reference CD through it, sounds great, nice low end punch, lots of headroom on the amps. So now I'm ready for the kick drum, I solo it and set it to +3 on the meters, that should leave a lot of channel headroom, great! I push up the fader and hear the most horrible cardboard box sound, no low end whatsoever! So I grimace and run up to the stage to check my mic position, on stage the kick sounds fine, that's odd. I check the mic position adjust it slightly and run back to the board. Different flavor of cardboard. Hmm. I repeat the run and move the mic thing twice more, trying more and more extreme mic placements, no luck. Ok, I decide something has to be busted somewhere, I change the Mic cable, maybe its a bad solder joint or something, same sound, change the mic, same thing, I decide it has to be one of those weird kick tuning things so we start to retune the kick, tune, tune, tune, ...check, slightly better but still no low end, tune, tune, tune....check, same thing, this isn't the problem. WTF!! Ok, now I'm going crazy, switch the kick to channel 2 maybe its a bad channel on the snake or board, no luck , same thing. I check speaker phase (but the CD sounded great?????), no luck there, same thing, I check my gain staging throughout the system, all my +4/-10 switches, nothing is overloading anywhere!!!???WTMF!! Ok, now I've officially lost it, this has taken almost 2 hours. I go back to the board and start moving the kick from one channel to the next on the offchance that there channels 1 and 2 were both bad, 3 - same, 4 - same, 5 - same, 6 - WAIT!!!!! 6 sounds ok but softer, oh I forgot to turn up the trim on channel 6. Increase the trim the kick sounds good at -4 on the meter, good at -2, at 0 something starts to happen cardboardy sound starts to appear at +2 it's there at +4 it's horrible again.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE F**KING KICK IS OVERLOADING THE PREAMP AT +4?????!!!!!???
I have used Mackies, DDAs, Soundcrafts, Crests, Carvins, Peaveys, Yamahas, and more and I have never seen a preamp crap out that quickly, hell, I always run my kick channel hotter than that and I never had a problem before or since.
When I realized that I was not Insane, and that it was just the POS board crapping out it was one of the happiest moments of my life, my two hours of hell were over!
Another happy Behringer moment was when I was hired to do a 10 band show in a club I sometimes do work for, I walked in saw a Behringer 32 channel desk and had an instant horrible flashback to the whole kick drum incident! I decided ok, I know the preamps crap out, so just baby them and it should be ok, grumble, grumble, @$#@%@!!, grumble.
Fine I set up and balance, do the drums, @#$%^%$!!, they sound ok once the trims are kept low, fine we can do this. Great lets line check the 4 vocal channels, first one sounds ok, second is softer, HUH?, same trim levels, check the compressor - same, bypass it, still soft, remove both inserts, still softer by about 3 db WTF?, ok fine - give it more trim and move on, next channel is as loud as the first but it has a wierd midrangey sound??!!!? check everything, it's the channel, it just sounds wierd so I skip it and move everything down by one channel, the next two channels were ok, except that they also had randomly different amounts of gain and the monitor sends on one of them needed to be significantly louded than the other channels to get the same stage volume.
I was extemely happy when that show was over, another great moment of happiness caused by Behringer boards.
Another great moment of happiness was when one of the bands I work with was hired to play at a small outdoor festival, during our set the meters on the board suddenly go dark, HUH? I check all my solo buttons, nope, the meters just decided to crap out just like that! oh well, only 2 songs to go anyway, I don't really need them.
I was ecstatically happy that I was only doing one band and that I could get of that board as soon as possible!
All of those boards were less than a year old.