Who do you hate??

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I'm sick of the stupid polls about "Who is the best drummer?"! There's no such thing.

What I wanna know is: Who do you hate?
NOT: "Who is the worst?"! Anyone who has never played drums is the worst.

List the drummers you absolutely can't stand and why!

I'm gonna sit back and watch the furr fly. :D
 
I am the worst drummer. It's not really a competition. I don't hate myself, though. I hate all the sound-replaced, grid-aligned "drums" that have been forced upon us. :(
 
Right! Now for the reading of the rules - Bruce!!!..

Rule 1: No poofters
Rule 2: Do not list WORST drummer!
Rule 3: No poofters
Rule 4: Do not list YOURSELF as the worst drummer!
Rule 5: No poofters
Rule 6: There is NOOOOO - rule 6.
Rule 7: No Poofters
Rule 8: I don't wanna catch anybody NOT drinkin'
Rule 9: No poofters
Rule 10: NO WORST DRUMMERS!

The thread is: Who do you HATE!!

(All apologies to Monty Python for ruining their skit)
 
No Poofduz!!!

I hate all those friggin people who dive behind my drums and start bashing away without asking!!! Most of them have never played before -- and if they have, they shouldv'e asked permission in the first place!!!! GRRRRR!!!!

Then they bust your favorite pair of sticks and rearrange your kit - seat height and all - right after you just got everything perfect. That's who I hate!!!! BTW- I play drums lefty and all the Frakkin righties just rearrange my kit w/o asking!!! Frakkin righties!!!

During our last house party, this kept happening all night and the worst part of it all is that SOMEBODY busted my 8" splash (custom AAX) cymbal!!! Do you know how hard it was to find just the right splash?!?! Do you know how hard it will be to replace!?!? GRRR!!!!

Thanks Phil for getting me started... GRRRR :mad:
 
well that guy from def leppard could be called the worst cause he has a large disadvantage that others dont...but im shure there are other drummers out there that are worse yet than him.
 
I hate a session drummer I hired for a rock album I'm producing. Up till that point we had used my friend, who is a solid drummer who puts an incredible amount of emotion and feel into a song, although his timing is at times just a tad off the grid. He really takes a song and puts himself in it, and often does things you'd never expect while he's at it. I don't mind having a few timing issues to fix when you have great feel to begin with.

Well for one session my buddy couldn't make it so I hired this professional guy who was recommended to me. Well, it turns out he's a funk drummer with amazing chops and impeccable timing, but he's got no rock sense at all. I basically have to tell him exactly what to play for every single bar, including exactly how to do a simple build (start with the ride here, then switch to the crash here, start doing more fills here, stop doing funk fills, etc.). So we finally get a track with all the notes played properly, but it sounds exactly like it was recorded, without any feel whatsoever. Sucks.

Anyways, long story just to say, I hate that guy as a drummer.
 
PhilGood said:
Right! Now for the reading of the rules - Bruce!!!..

Rule 1: No poofters
Rule 2: Do not list WORST drummer!
Rule 3: No poofters
Rule 4: Do not list YOURSELF as the worst drummer!
Rule 5: No poofters
Rule 6: There is NOOOOO - rule 6.
Rule 7: No Poofters
Rule 8: I don't wanna catch anybody NOT drinkin'
Rule 9: No poofters
Rule 10: NO WORST DRUMMERS!

The thread is: Who do you HATE!!

(All apologies to Monty Python for ruining their skit)

I hate rules.
 
See? ...I think this is healthy!

Get it all out! Release the frustration! ;) ;)
 
Travis Barker. Because of his stuck up attitude and his lame ass clothing and shoe line that everyone seems to wear.
 
timboZ said:
Lars Ulrich

Preach on brother!!!!!! I hate Lars Ulrich because

1.) I could play every metallica song by the age of 14 (about a year after picking up the sticks for the first time).

2.) St. Anger

3.) Thinking that group therapy for Metallica was important.

4.) Being a champion tennis player douche-bag.

5.) Endorsing metal drumsticks.

6.) For being the most over rated drummer of all time.

Squashki said:
Travis Barker

Amen. I hate him too. While being far more talented than Lars there's still several things about him to hate.

1.) The dude has talented, why the hell is he playing with such a god awful no talent band.

2.) Have many freaking endorsements can one guy have? I mean honestly if I don't wear travis barker underwear my hi-hats won't sound right....

3.) Show off....... If there's one thing I can't stand it's a show off. Neil Peart is SICK, does he's tastefully sick....... I can't stand over the top drum crap that doesn't even fit into the song. People only do that crap "just because I can".

4.) He sucks he suck he sucks he sucks I hate him..... I'd love to rip all that stupid metal out of his face.
 
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I think the drummer from the White Stripes is the worst drummer
 
cubanorocker316 said:
I think the drummer from the White Stripes is the worst drummer

She also really sucks.... But atleast she's not overhyped.... I can handle no talent, I won't hate her for that..... But if she was overhyped I'd hate her in two seconds...... Talent wise she is a really horrible drummer. You've got a point.
 
cubanorocker316 said:
I think the drummer from the White Stripes is the worst drummer


BZZZZZZZ!!!

Violations of rules 2 and 10!!

8 is questionable...
 
Lemme see... John Bonham. The guy was in Led Zeppelin. Led Zeppelin= torture to my ears. And hes everyone's favorite drummer. God fucking dammit, I hate that band and all those in it.
 
btw Phil, thanx for making a thread where I coiuld finally express my hatred for bonham (he wouldn't be right for a worst drummers list).
 
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