It's a special order edible condom tester - opacity, elasticity, sweetness etc.
Imagine - uber rich softrock tosser says to audio snob tech, "I need some good head." Tech thinks, "Rich tosser!" but says, "yeah, like?". Uber rich softrock tosser starts spouting adjectives and nouns like an impressionist on absinthe. Tech smilingly utters, "yeah, I have just the thing, Sting ordered one 2 years ago." URSRT thinks for a moment and then responds with, "Ah, is he using it on the reunion tour?", Tech, "nah!" URSRT stutters, "Yeah, that'd be cool I suppose, especially if Gordon wanted one - Even better be sure to put OUR band name on it OK?" " Tuesday right, my people will contact you. Oh, & VU's! Must have VU whateveries - none of those LED things, they're so Keane!"