Unusual bussiness ideas that work!

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How A Man Makes Over 2 Million Dollars A Year... Chasing The Geese Away David Marcks Story David Marcks discovered a lucrative business opportunity when he used his dog to solve a problem that he constantly faced working at a golf course - the proliferation of geese. Geese love to inhabit open spaces that provide them with water and plenty of food (such as short, tender grasses). While adding a "natural look" to golf courses, no one would want to play in a golf course where the grass couldn't be seen under the cover of goose droppings. Imagine wading in the middle of goose droppings to hit a golf ball. Yikes! David and other fellow golf superintendents tried several approaches. According to David, "We tried everything - sprays, pyrotechnics, flags, fences. Everything worked for a little bit and then it would stop working." Until he discovered that his dog, a Border Collie, was a natural in driving geese away. As he recalls, "It was so successful that I never looked back and we've been doing it ever since." Read full story
 
I like to bottle my farts, and sell them as perfume.

The chicks dig me....
 
Dogman said:
I like to bottle my farts, and sell them as perfume.

The chicks dig me....

Hey! Do not even think of butting into your way of my business! I may franchise you though. We print your business cards, and provide bottles of sampled farts. Particularly of the celebrities. We have "Paris Hilton - new wave " and "Paris Hilton Classic".. Trust me and go with the classic. She kind of lost her flavour and aroma after the first illicit video, but we love her really. She sells well.

We have now scored the aroma of "Keith Richards - a night on the coke".. but this is only available for Gold Members only. So why not upgrade now?

You have to do some work to do to qualify for this franchise though. We send the sauer kraut, and baked beans but you have to transform them into the product we know and love.

So let's holds hands and repeat the mantra..

"We must, we must , improve our...... "

I am going to bed.....
 
I have this unusual flogging technique...they pay me to stop.... :D
 
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