Well Holy Hell...
NOW I understand what a "1 star" rating of a thread is for. For the first time EVER, I'm not adding any stars to a 1 star thread ('cept when I get 1 starred...I don't do nuffin' bout that, b/c that's just plain cheatin'...).
And I didn't bump this, btw...it was sitting at the top of the page when I wrote this and BEGGED whomever is keeping it alive to LET IT DIE FOREVER AND EVER. It's like a sinister decoy, black hole...FRIENDS, I GIVE YOU, THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHEN AND HOW THE 1 STAR TREATMENT SHOULD BE USED.
Much Love,
-nobody