Tube Computer!

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Hi! MicSales here!

We have partnered with the only all tube computer company in the world to bring you the RealTube (tm) Pro-Tools computer recording station. We know that the current digital recording platforms are cold and harsh.
Now, we have the all vacuum tube computer to "warm-up" your recordings for that analog sound!

We bought several Russion barges to manufacture these fine computer recording systems and bough all the tubes there too. We have tons-of-tubes, eons of Ecc's, volumes of vacuums!

Get yours soon on one of our fine barges docked near you!
Visit the link below for information!
http://www.ominous-valve.com/vtsc.html

Record your Sgt. Pepper Today!
 
Micsales said:
Hi! MicSales here!

We have partnered with the only all tube computer company in the world to bring you the RealTube (tm) Pro-Tools computer recording station. We know that the current digital recording platforms are cold and harsh.
Now, we have the all vacuum tube computer to "warm-up" your recordings for that analog sound!

We bought several Russion barges to manufacture these fine computer recording systems and bough all the tubes there too. We have tons-of-tubes, eons of Ecc's, volumes of vacuums!

Get yours soon on one of our fine barges docked near you!
Visit the link below for information!
http://www.ominous-valve.com/vtsc.html

Record your Sgt. Pepper Today!
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Are you kidding?
Did anyone else visit that link? Someone actually wasted part of their life making that. What a rediculous website.
 
mandocaster said:
I see no spam.
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That's because you didn't look.


This guy has not posted 1 piece of relevant information on any subject. He's nothing more than a piece of shit troll who should be banned. Do a search of all his posts and tell me otherwise.
 
HangDawg said:
That's because you didn't look.


This guy has not posted 1 piece of relevant information on any subject. He's nothing more than a piece of shit troll who should be banned. Do a search of all his posts and tell me otherwise.
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Dude ... if you actually think this guy's a troll and haven't yet gotten the joke, then you should be banned for being an idiot. :D
 
Whoa...think how your clients will react...glowing tubes! Blinking lights! Weird subterranean noises!


I gotta have one.
 
chessrock said:
Dude ... if you actually think this guy's a troll and haven't yet gotten the joke, then you should be banned for being an idiot. :D
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Just what this place needs, another fucking clown :rolleyes:
 
This one is funnier than the one about tube mics being built on a barge.
 
MadAudio said:
This one is funnier than the one about tube mics being built on a barge.
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I dunno. That one was awful good. I personally liked the one where Mic Sales told Alan Hyatt he was stealing all of his factory workers who had warrants for their arrest and was paying them like 5 cents more per hour. :D

Made absolutely no sense whatsover, but the timing of it was priceless.

The absolute best one, though, by far, was the one where he was trying to sell that thing ... I forgot what it was, but it looked like a flying lawn mower made out of a red wagon or something. He was using a different username, I think, but it was signature Mic Sales.
 
Oh man, this is totally awesome. I'd buy one of these.
 
I'm currently looking for partners to start up a company to build an iso-box for it. Who's in?
 
Cardioidpotent said:
I'm currently looking for partners to start up a company to build an iso-box for it. Who's in?
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I've already got a few over here... they are also made entirely out of tubes.
 
i am made out of tubes, and I am $30.













is this spam?
 
I'm gonna wait for the 57-bit version. All my discretionary spending is going to a back-brace for my tube cell phone.
 
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