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Top 10 Criteria for Best Country Mic
For country music, your goal should be to buy any mic that has:
10. BAC meter that automatically calls for a cab so you don't have to do the watermelon crawl.
9. Knee pads just in case Jesus does, in fact, drop kick you through the goalposts of life.
8. Comfortable shoes for when you walk on down the country road.
7. A quarter to call someone who cares....
6. A holder for spare car keys so you can get your truck back from your cheatin' ex.
5. A pouch for proof of ownership of the dawg.
4. A holder for spare house keys so you can get your house back.
3. Replacement front door locks, 'cause she's a stalker type.
2. A shotgun in case the new door locks don't work
1. A desalination system for removing the tear from your beer.
For country music, your goal should be to buy any mic that has:
10. BAC meter that automatically calls for a cab so you don't have to do the watermelon crawl.
9. Knee pads just in case Jesus does, in fact, drop kick you through the goalposts of life.
8. Comfortable shoes for when you walk on down the country road.
7. A quarter to call someone who cares....
6. A holder for spare car keys so you can get your truck back from your cheatin' ex.
5. A pouch for proof of ownership of the dawg.
4. A holder for spare house keys so you can get your house back.
3. Replacement front door locks, 'cause she's a stalker type.
2. A shotgun in case the new door locks don't work
1. A desalination system for removing the tear from your beer.
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