I know this is a laughable list

I only started getting into recording at home a year or so ago so must of my stuff was for live. Since then I have bought and traded my way tward some recording gear. I know I put some shit on hear that is out of place but I figured I'd use this for my insurance too.
Equipment List
computer
P3 1ghz
Intel 855ea MB
512 MB ram
IBM 60gig HD EIED
Echo Layla 24/96
CW 9.0 pro suite
Cool Edit LE
Gigasampler
Microphones:
SM57 -3
Beta 52 -1
AT3035 -1
AT813 -1
EV N/D 257B -1
EV 664 -2 (old as the hills)
VT2008 -1 (crap)
Shure 548 -1 N
Shure 585sa -3 (crap & old)
Shure 315 ribbon mic
Peavey PVM-22 (actually OK with some EQ)
Whirlwind Medusa 14 X 3 snake
Amps/Speakers/headphones
Peavey DECA/424 amp
Peavey CS800X amp
Peavey V4X 4way crossover
EV 2 way crossover
Behringer powerplay pro HP amp
Tannoy Proto-j plus monitors -2
Minimus 7 Speaker/monitors -2
Peavey SP-2 15 horn cabs -2
Peavey Subcompact 18 inch kevlar imp sub woofers -2 (I like these)
Carvin 12 & horn floor monitors -2 (great for the price)
AKG K240DF studio monitor Headphones -1
AKG K66 Phones -1
Other assorted phones
Guitars / instruments
PRS 6 string electric
Gibson 4 sting Victory bass
Ibanez AE400ETV electric acoustic
Cabassa
A couple of bongos
Pan flute
Nose flute (everyone needs one)
Slide wistle
Rain sticks
Several shakers
Autoharp
Cornet
All kinds of crap I can't pronounce
Guitar amps & pedals ect.
Rack Gear / mixers
DBX Project 1 266 compressor
DOD 430 dual 15 band eq
Alesis M-EQ 230 dual 31 band EQ (sucks)
Yamaha GQ1031B single 31 band EQ
Peavey Q131 single 31 band EQ
Digitech DSP256 Effects unit (like new with remote controller & foot controller) unfortunately it sucked new.
Mackie SR24x4x2 board
Tapco 6100rb mixer (ha ha) I am sure plenty of the older guys have had their hands on one of these.
Laugh away
Later
F.S.