This is an ESSENTIAL piece of gear for you Newbies.....

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Wow!!!

They even have a stupid question switch!!!




lmao....haha :D
 
Already have one !

I already got one of these.

(I Know a guy at Rane)
 
Passive resistance= Non violent Ohms...
thats classic...
thanks for the laugh
 
Yo SPINNER:

Is there a "Translate the Manual Button?"


Green Hornet :D :p :p
 
Cool!

When will it be available as a plug-in?:D
 
"Anti-resonant concrete chassis"!!! *chuckle* *snort*!!! :D

...and check out the Specs page. Maximum level: 11, with a Spinal Tap Taper!!! :p :p :p
 
Printed in a foreign country on 100% milk fed virgin old growth
timber exported from the Pacific Northwest that used to be the
homes of little animals and birdies and printed with ink derived
from dolphins and other endangered species,
:D :D :D
 
thats bizarre!!! :)

I do have two of the Rane DC24 stereo comp/limiter/crossovers that I used for a live system. They were very good for the $ and pretty transparent.
 
:eek: And the damn probe is coming WHEN ??
Posts: 1223 Next visit at the proctologist.
 
Muttley you should work on that posture. Dragging your knuckles like that, you`ll never get anything but callouses to grow on the back of your hands. :) :cool:
 
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Toki987 said:
thats bizarre!!! :)

I do have two of the Rane DC24 stereo comp/limiter/crossovers that I used for a live system. They were very good for the $ and pretty transparent.
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Yeah, but are you going to purchase the Rane PI-14?
 
LOL, naw! after reading the pdf on it I determined that it`s more of a technical marvel than this alabama intellect can manage. I`m more into the 1 knob 2 button stuff :)
 
Nothing has been left out.......

"Transparent to the user ...... Rane’s exclusive artificial intelligence (AI) algorithm determines whether the user knows what he’s (it’s always a he; she’s are too smart to buy this thing) doing..... "

"The AI controller always overrides totally stupid input..... "

"In addition, an autopilot mode exists, whereby the AI controller
predetermines what the operator wants, and executes it
beforehand....... "

"And finally, the AI controller features DWIWNWIS (Do what I want, not what I say) trouble free control interface......."

Several envelope-pushing unique features beg attention.....

"Such as the pneumonic suspension to reduce gravitational
electron drift due to tilted chassis......"

"such as the proprietary paint that reflects odd-ordered harmonic light frequencies to reduce non-linear photon radiation interference....."

"such as Rane’s patent pending (in 3 galaxies) Time Warp
Compression/Expansion to synchronize Here/There time
coordinates......"

"such as the Interdimensional Stabilizer essential
for This and That......"

"such as the 10 megawatt mini fusion reactor power supply for those demanding audio transients - and featuring the first use of nearly room temperature (-146° C) bismuth superconductors. (It should be noted that the cooling system is not provided, but is required.)......"

Features

• Independent Power & Glory Switches
• Continuously Variable This/That Level
• Full-Function Ecstacy Generator
• Variable This to That Crossover Frequency
• Here-There Pan (Back Again Switching)
• Program Dependent Sheen Removal
• Anti-Resonant Concrete Chassis
• Proprietary Paint to Reflect Odd Harmonic Light Frequencies
to Reduce Nono-Linear Photon Radiation Interference
• Time Warp Compression/Expansion to Synchronize Here/There
Time Coordinates

Applications
• Door Stops
• Communications Scrambling
• Car Washes
• Cars With Tiny Steering Wheels
• High School Cafeterias
• Funeral Homes
• Executive Washrooms
• High End Audio Demo Rooms
• Community Access Cable Channels
• Airport Baggage Claim Areas
• Railroad Crossing Warning Systems

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
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