Nothing has been left out.......
"Transparent to the user ...... Rane’s exclusive artificial intelligence (AI) algorithm determines whether the user knows what he’s
(it’s always a he; she’s are too smart to buy this thing) doing..... "
"The AI controller always overrides totally stupid input..... "
"In addition, an autopilot mode exists, whereby the AI controller
predetermines what the operator wants, and executes it
beforehand....... "
"And finally, the AI controller features DWIWNWIS (Do what I want, not what I say) trouble free control interface......."
Several envelope-pushing unique features beg attention.....
"Such as the pneumonic suspension to reduce gravitational
electron drift due to tilted chassis......"
"such as the proprietary paint that reflects odd-ordered harmonic light frequencies to reduce non-linear photon radiation interference....."
"such as Rane’s patent pending (in 3 galaxies) Time Warp
Compression/Expansion to synchronize Here/There time
coordinates......"
"such as the Interdimensional Stabilizer essential
for This and That......"
"such as the 10 megawatt mini fusion reactor power supply for those demanding audio transients - and featuring the first use of nearly room temperature (-146° C) bismuth superconductors. (It should be noted that the cooling system is not provided, but is required.)......"
Features
• Independent Power & Glory Switches
• Continuously Variable This/That Level
• Full-Function Ecstacy Generator
• Variable This to That Crossover Frequency
• Here-There Pan (Back Again Switching)
• Program Dependent Sheen Removal
• Anti-Resonant Concrete Chassis
• Proprietary Paint to Reflect Odd Harmonic Light Frequencies
to Reduce Nono-Linear Photon Radiation Interference
• Time Warp Compression/Expansion to Synchronize Here/There
Time Coordinates
Applications
• Door Stops
• Communications Scrambling
• Car Washes
• Cars With Tiny Steering Wheels
• High School Cafeterias
• Funeral Homes
• Executive Washrooms
• High End Audio Demo Rooms
• Community Access Cable Channels
• Airport Baggage Claim Areas
• Railroad Crossing Warning Systems















