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I was just hired by a 19 year old rapper to produce him and make "beats," whatever that means. I'm only doing it fo' tha benjamins; tru.

I have a long history of playing instruments and composing real music, so I figure it won't be hard. All I need are some negrofied samples that rappers would use. I already plan to include guitars and acoustic drums in the beats because he said it was cool, but he still wants that thumpy fake shit and weird noises that (c)rap music features. WHAT SHOULD I USE
 
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{Seifer} said:
I was just hired by a 19 year old rapper to produce him and make "beats," whatever that means. I'm only doing it fo' tha benjamins; tru.

I have a long history of playing instruments and composing real music, so I figure it won't be hard. All I need are some negrofied samples that rappers would use. I already plan to include guitars and acoustic drums in the beats because he said it was cool, but he still wants that thumpy fake shit and weird noises that (c)rap music features. WHAT SHOULD I USE
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Seifer said:
All I need are some negrofied samples that rappers would use.
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Jeez, could you be any more ignorant, racist and insensitive? No wonder people give you shit. You are a true ass. Get a clue, please.
 
My momma always said if you can't find anything good to say....

Tell the offensive prick to go fuck themselves :mad:
 
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My momma always said if you can't find anything good to say....

Tell the offensive prick to go fuck themselves :mad:
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OK, I will!

Seifer, go fuck yourself! :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
And its #1 real bonehead. Your reputation precedes you, dude. Seriously, you can't even figure out what a beat is? How fucking stupid. If your head is that far up your ass, how can you even see your monitor?
 
UH DUH motherfucker

I know what a beat is; I already made a few. Like I said, I compose actual music all the time.

I asked what kind of samples I should use in them because playing them with actual instruments isn't fucking BLACK enough
 
And once again, an ignorant and racist statement. I'm done with you. Buh-bye!
 
bizm sizm, bitch

trizatch triple bizatch, motherfucker I'll steal your shoes
 
OK, I know I said I was done, but since you seem to crave abuse, I'll indulge you a little more. (Wow, Jake, now I really get your approach! Thanks!)

To quote Pink Floyd, "You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry."

And just what, may I ask, is this "actual music" you speak of? Show me some links. Let's hear it! From what I've read here you couldn't mix your way out of a paper bag. Let's see some creds, you little big-talking small fry.

Your hard stance and Seinfeld ripoff logo don't impress me at all. In fact, I'll bet you're just a little pussy that loves hiding behind the anonimity of the internet. I have real credentials, you nitwit. I'm a fucking voting member of NARAS. Are you? Do you even know what NARAS is?

First you say "I was just hired by a 19 year old rapper to produce him and make "beats," whatever that means." They you say "I know what a beat is; I already made a few." Well which is it? What the fuck do you really know? And what kind of moron takes on a job he knows nothing about? A self-inflated egotistical dumbass!

No wonder people give you shit.
 
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somebody already tried this on me and I made them eat shit

maybe you should back down before I fuck you like a bitch
 
Hmm, that's the best you've got, huh?

YAWN.

OK, now I'm really done with you. You're now on my "ignore list" so don't bother replying 'cause I won't see it. Ciao, baby!

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

P.S. In case you are making a real threat here, I have reported your last post.
 
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I have also reported the PM where you have threatened to kill me.

Jesus, are you really that stupid?

Apparently so.
 
I bet MadAudio tells his mommy too whenever people are mean to him on the internet
 
You seriously need to grow the fuck up, dickwad. I can take an insult, but I don't put up with death threats. Come say it to my face, pussy.
 
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