I better not bow too deeply, no telling what the lurkers are thinking now

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I never thought anything would happen with these lyrics. I thought they would sit on my hard-drive for a rainy day, or until I bought a guitar. I don't own a guitar at this time. So who needs a damn guitar huh ? Just kidding folks, don't hurt me
So I'm learning about the magic of this board right away.
I guess all you really need is to share, (gush), and I appreciate - The Ghost of FM - and all his hard work in making music for us to enjoy. This man honestly wants to entertain, and he does a great job. ;-)
I think I would like to sing the 'clean vocal' ... yeah ... the faggot part !, or at least do some backup vocals in that spot, some harmony vocals. I just can't get 'Macho Macho Man' out of my head ... oh dear, where's my valium ...
One thing for sure, I'm learning a lot about Zappa, and what drives the ears and minds of our board's analog tape devotee's. From Samicide to The Ghost of FM, and now Piltdownman, there's some heavy Zappa on these boards now. And that can be very good for us 'digiheads' as we strive to warm up and give body to our mixes.
We all know - The Ghost of FM's - drug of choice now ... it's sniffing the oxide from the tapes. Hey man ... I scored a primo bag of oxide, want some dode ?

! Uh oh, shhhh , watch out ... the cops ... hide it, hide it, hurry, hide it man !

YOU SPILLED THE SHIT !!!! AAAhhhhhhgggGGGhhhh !!! ... get the magent, get the magnet man ... hurry ... here ... gimmie yer comb dude !

OH NO ! DROPOUTS ! No, no man, that's just a hair, it's still good ...
There's a chick that plays bass in a band in Austin that likes to sniff 'sharpies' ... I mean , to each his own ... and I kinda like to sniff my genuine TDK black CD marker pen ... oh god ... come to think of it, I like the smell of a fresh pack of CD writeables, it's tangy ... I'm wierd ! And damn proud of it. And proud to be a part of this board.
Honestly, I was cringing when I clicked the submit button for the original post and here's a bit of posting history on this tune : (if this is bad cross-posting etiquette I'm sorry, please alert me, but I think it's fair considering how the muse directed all of this and it developed in different areas of the bbs.)
Download or Stream :
http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=3354&alid=-1
The most current thread in the MP3 Clinic - (Seeds) :
https://homerecording.com/bbs/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98721
First Songwriting Clinic thread - (Smoke) :
https://homerecording.com/bbs/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97924
Very First MP3 Clinic thread - (Sparks) :
https://homerecording.com/bbs/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97846
So the lyrics are a product of STRONG feelings, and a little anger, some frusteration, some betrayal, confusion ... this is what I felt, and I had to vent it, I had to explore it, I had to rant. I had to embrace it.
I am humbled by - The Ghost of FM -'s talent and his ability to execute the 'Steps of Production' to bring a song into being so quickly and efficiently. Amazing. He is a songsmith.
All of it's the muse and we really never planned any of this. Hell, I don't really think we have any plans from here either ... rawk on disco duck !
I guess we owe it all to this board, and all of the members and the musical magix here.
What can you think ... I hear a melodic punk rocker, and we get a masterpiece of modern-electronic-dance-hybrid-broadway GOD ... awesome ... what the hell is this song ... maybe, I'm not qualified to judge it eh ? ;-)
The Ghost of FM has put a very, very controversial subject, the very essence of humanity, our sexual choices, in a comedic form, and we must laugh, we can't help it ROFL ... god I'm laughing now ... stop it ! ... focus ! :-|
I can't step back from this yet ... And I will wait on a technical analysis until The Ghost of FM has had time to do his guitar work, make his tweaks and stuff and all that, and then I can sit back and enjoy it even more. Geee, I think I wanna' be a songwriter when I grow up, this is fun !
I'll say what I can say at this point though :
Catchy title that's his, The Ghost of FM clearly defined the hook here. The whispered, 'then I'd rule', in the outro is just classic ! Oh god, giggle fit ...
PiltdownMan :
Glad you liked it, thanks for listening. We have a lot to learn from The Ghost of FM, he's definitely king of the hot mix and it's clean too yeah. I'm beginning to understand what the ID - The Ghost of FM - is all about now.
Lt. Bob : you said the magic word ... 'keeper', with 2070 posts and a fine reputation on these boards, that's the highest compliment we can expect. Thanks. So ... uhhh ... are we gettin' hired or what ?
MC Gitarz : You are a wealth of knowledge, the collaboration between you and The Ghost of FM that must surely come about will be excellent, and your discs are loaded up and working fine.
kjam22 : LOL !, funny stuff huh, thanks for the ear. Your cash tribute is awesomely sincere.
jake-owa : I thank your strange brain for listening.
B.SABBATH : glad you enjoyed, it's an honor to be a part of the entertainment in your home. You are a great leader on this board and I appreciate your hard work for the Clinic.
Joro : I was cringing right along with you ! And I thank you for drawing me into the 'Songwriters' bbs on homerecording.com .
Myx62 : (c/o The Ghost of FM)
Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me !!! Stop it, stop it, stop it !!!

!!! Thanks for listening, I'm glad you have empathy for the lyrics and The Ghost of FM does a great job delivering them.
Khompewtur :
'Pink slacks' I think that's the lyric that inspired the Disco thing, I can see visions of Sweet Disco Nellies dancing in The Ghost of FM's head while he laughed with tears in his eyes ... oh wow, a new tune 'Sweet Disco Nellies' ! Do ya Wanna collaborate ! BwWaAAhHahaha

No Punks ALLOWED

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<giggling> snot running down his nose 'Scaramouch, scaramouch, will you do the fandago' ! [why did I put this in here ?]
I think I could add a queer sounding violin section in places here, maybe some manly cellos too ... sure would like to sing the gay character ... but wouldn't we all ;-)