Sup, dude? I like live in Eureka, California, you know? An' I'm all, you know, "Hey," you know, like, "what's this got to do with microphones, man, you know?" And you go, "Well, where'm I gonna look, man?" An' I'm all "Not here, like, you know, it's spam or something, you know?" I'm not down with spam, man, it's like anti-matter, or maybe a black hole, man, you know -- like it sucks and time goes backwards in it? You know, like in those magazines and things that come on after the Antiques Road Show? But hey, I got a bunch a CDs and stuff, mostly classical I guess, but, like, I'm not sure my car could go all that way every week just to you know, like scream and sing with you, you know? Also I'm like 52 and about one-quarter deaf, but, like, that's a plus, you know, 'cause you could like get some sort of tax thing or something for having some old guy scream with you. Bummer about like the whole continent being between us, you know?
Mark H.