You'd be safer following Bear's advice - (reasons to follow mine about following Bear's - I've been a tech of one sort or another for 37 years, hold two electrical licences and a journeyman Industrial Instrumentation card...)
Usually, TRK's method will work although the water pipe thing doesn't meet code. Also, I've seen a couple of cases where the city water comes in through "black iron" pipe, and gets sweat-soldered or otherwise bonded to copper pipe for cold water supply - one case was a house I owned. I had grounded my electric fence charger (horses) to the copper water pipe, and it worked fine for about a year. Then one day my horses got out, I checked the fence and it wasn't hot anymore. Finally tracked it down to NO GROUND on the charger! What had happened was that the dissimilar metal connection of copper to iron had gotten electrolytically corroded so there was no continuity between the copper and the iron. No water leaks, just no electrical connection.
If you're not an electrician, at least consult one before you tackle wiring. If you're gonna die, at least do it for a good reason, like Pizza overdose, or.... Steve