Recording engineer joke, no need to laugh

[kikling]

I made up a recording engineer joke litteraly 2 seconds ago. dont make fun of me! ok here it goes:

question: Who is a recording engineer favorite comedian?

answer: Mic My-hertz

 

[Fishmed]

We'll give you a "B" for effort.

 

[Track Rat]

That makes my head hertz

 

[Rev E]

Weird!

 

[MISTERQCUE]

"Yawn"

[This message has been edited by MISTERQCUE (edited 06-08-2000).]

 

[ola]

I'm sorry kikling but track rat's was so much better.

A real Recording Engineer joke would be:

Q: Who is a recording engineer's favourite comedian?
A: Anyone that recommends Oktavas (from the Sound Room only)

/Ola

 

[tutton]

HAHAHAHAH

 

[MISTERQCUE]

Now that was funny!

 

[pglewis]

Q: How many recording engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, the assistant did it the night before.

 

[ola]

Yeah, as if.

It's more like: How many assistants...? None. The R.E (nothing personal this time) did it the night before *and* paid the assistant to be allowed in the studio.

Why would you need to change lightbulbs in the first place? Aren't your studio completly lit up by blinking LEDs and tubes?

Anyway, I'm off to bed. If I could only find it in the dark. I really need to get a recording engineer around here...

G'nite

/Ola

 

[Recording Engineer]

Hey!!! I saw that!!! Punk!!!

 

[sonusman]

Okay, I got two of them here.

What is the difference between a soundman and a lightman?

and....

How many soundmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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1- A soundman knows how to do lights.

2- One, two! One, two!

Aren't you glad you got a chance to think about it while scrolling down?

Ed

 

[Fishmed]

How many flys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

 

[reco]

Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
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You can Unscrew a light bulb.