Outdoor sound deflectors

[Cosmickt]

Please help Need Some kind of equipment to place outside my home to deflect/reflect sound BACK to my drunken/wild teenage neighbors & parents so they can mostly hear themselves and I am not forced to call cops and suffer retribution. Please. I'm 70 now and area has high sound envelope. Isn't there some kind of parallex-producing disk like object out there that would reflect sound back? Can I somehow reverse/ use my old Dish antennas? Kkkatie

 

[mshilarious]

Steal those sound barriers from the side of the highway. True, they are designed to absorb sound, but they have the advantage of just sitting there waiting to be stolen.

Otherwise maybe try a billboard.

 

[lpdeluxe]

Set up a PA aiming at them and send a feed of their noise in reverse phase.

 

[TexRoadkill]

A 10'x2' concave concrete wall may do the trick.

 

[mixsit]

A 10'x2' concave concrete wall may do the trick.

Yeah, massive and concave. But they'd probably like it.

How bout' that music they used to explode the heads of the aliens in 'Mars Attacks'?

 

[TexRoadkill]

Wasn't that Slim Whitman? I actually worked on Mars Attacks when they shot in AZ.

 

[12AX7]

A 10'x2' concave concrete wall may do the trick.

watch out for the skateboards!

How bout' that music they used to explode the heads of the aliens in 'Mars Attacks'?

ACK! ACKACK! ACKAACK!

 

[andyhix]

ACK! ACKACK! ACKAACK!

hmm...must be a billie joel song...

 

[Treeline]

Set up a PA aiming at them and send a feed of their noise in reverse phase.

Add a three second delay and watch the fun...