You're looking for a "Swiss Army Knife" mic, and most mics are really "One Trick Pony" mics. I usually see mics as being on a scale, two scales actually:
The first scale goes from "Swiss Army Knife" to "One Trick Pony".
The second scale goes from "accurate" to "euphonic".
All mics lands somewhere on both of those scales. Some examples of "Swiss Army Knife" mics might be the SM-7 or a Neumann M49.
"One Trick Pony" mics would be the Shure Green Bullet and the AKG C1000. The problem occurs when you think that a "One Trick Pony" mic is really a "Swiss Army Knife".
Most small omni mics are accurate, but noisy. Most large diaphragm condenser mics are euphonic by design, but quiet, and wonky off axis. Some mics have such high, shrill peaks that they severely limit their usefulness. Each type of mic has its own strengths and weaknesses.
There is no "One mic to rule all".