Teles rule. Here's why:
I have a 2003 American Standard, Olympic white with white pick guard. Here's why it's the best guitar I've ever owned:
• It cost $829, with case. Not bad for made-in-California USA quality. Compare it to ANYTHING made in America for the same price.
• It has an actual painted gloss finish, not "faded," or some other excuse for a finish Gibson uses to match Fender's prices.
• The neck is satiny smoooooooth like butter, with rolled fretboard edges. It fits like a glove.
• The fretboard has an actual radius!
• I can get bloopy jazz tones on the neck pickup with the treble rolled off. I can get searing lead sounds in the bridge position with the treble on 10. I can get pseudo-Stevie Texas blues tones. I can get full-on country twang-banger tones. I can get clean, bright, clear, transparent, ringing,distinct, crystalline chiming tones all day long, and I can get a little nasty just like Keef Riffhard by adding some gain. This is, without a doubt, the most versatile guitar in the world.
• It was the first real commercially-available solidbody electric in the world. Dig the heritage.
• Bruce Springsteen. Roy Buchanan. Steve Cropper. Bob Dylan. Muddy Waters. Red Volkaert.
James Burton. You're in good company.
• Two pickups are enough for anyone. Hell, the original Esquires only had one.
• Maple neck and fretboard = yummy blonde birdseye eye candy.
• Five words: simplicity, reliability, versatility, repairability, playability.
• Even ten years of CBS mismanagement couldn't bring the little ol' Tele down. It's a scrapper!