Nonsense song

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Be there instead


Rightly so I said / what is the time / be there instead
Two three hundred pounds / tell me what's yours / I'll give it twice

And why... / Disagree
About ... / Something you

Need/ The need for speed / So I said twice / U aint gonna speak
Why / all the advice / like they all run / be there instead

And why you have to say / I will not be there, what's the time
I don't know why / you have to be... be there instead

refrain - be there instead

outro - be there instead



-....
yeah, that's deep
 
I AM MY FATHER SPEAKING

GOOD GOD DAMMIT!

were's a seccond hand christ when you need one...

FOR YOU SEE brnob and his are thwqackin
FOR YOU SEE follow MEWPIKE! and his dogh he knows that thing
FOR YOU SEE i am my father speaking
FOR YOU SEE ahh yess you seem to have no ears

and praise beeee

BINE....THE BINE OF THE DIKES THE CRUMP LIME!!!!!


hey my name is rasputant
and i like to go down to the store
and run through the ilse
LIKE AN IDIOT
and to my joyus dismay
A BULK MOOSE
he was searching through the ilse for his lost wilted peanuts

AND THATS WHEN I DISCOVERD

i was......a mixed bag

que qu quibbue qu cub and rex you are thrice blessed

Go in peaces

MEWPIKE!!!!

YEAH!
 
Ten true summers, we'll be there and laughing too.

Mimsy were the Borogoves, and mome the wraths outgrabe.

Yellow mellow custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.




Those are my 3 favorite nonsense-verse examples of all time.

Aaron
http://www.voodoovibe.com
 
CARROT


FOR WHAT REASON DO YOU JUXTAPOSE YOURSELF?
WENIS AND CARROT AND YOUR BEER CANS WILL LAY LIKE BROCCOLI!
CARROT DOES FORTHRIGHTLY CLONE THE PEANUTS!
I WILL COAGULATE!
BYE BYE.
TOUGH PARIAHS MARK DOWN PHENOMENOLOGICAL PRINCE MENORAH.
YOU DIDN'T MASTER THE VIOLIN...
CARROT AND VERTICAL CORNISH GAME HENS WON'T CENSOR QUINTESSENTIAL FUTURE.
YOU DON'T TAKE AWAY THE SINS OF THE WORLD.
AND THE MORE MISTER DISTINGUISHED TREE-SURGEON BAMBOOZLES US, THE LESS CARROT ERRODED SATIN FARMBOYS...
MY BIG ASS BLEEDER DID GET BY RAKISH BLEEDER...
CARROT AND CARROT AND WATERS AND A CRIMINAL'S FIVE TUPA-MAGI OF PHOSPHORESCENT HAVE-NOTS WILL VERACIOUSLY FLUSHED ME...
OR YOU DIDN'T YANK SIR NIL MILLENIUM.
HOW DIDN'T YOU EATS EGGS ON ME?
DOCTOR MARBLE AND CARROT WON'T INSTALL FRIDGES.
WHY DON'T I FORCE UPON OF ME REVEREND TOXIC?
IF YOU ARE INAUDIBLE, OVERPOWER ME.
FORTISSIMO UKATABI WILDCATS LAMINATE US!
CARROT WITH MY PLAN DIDN'T POOL THE EIGHT JAMAICANS...
WHY DON'T WE MASTURBATE ANOTHER EXCITED BLEEDER?
THE LESS THEY SMELL LIKE HOB-GOBLIN, THE LESS THEY SPLUTTERED?
I DON'T OCCUPY FRANCE...
I WON'T DISH OUT VOOR?
IT'S BETTER TO IGNORANTLY CRAP OUT MISS THWARTED THAN BLOW UP TWISTED SIR HALFLING AND CARROT.
RUBBERCHICKEN DOESN'T SALACIOUSLY BURN UP STINGING MADAME HOB-GOBLIN?
YOU DIDN'T ASCETICALLY PRESIDE OVER ANOTHER WAYMASTERS.
THE MORE THEY CHANT, THE MORE THEY ALPHABETIZE THE MENORAH'S ISLANDER!
OR IF YOU ARE MENORAH-LIKE, UPCHUCK...
 
Rap

i duzn't likes cockeyed pink-dafodill



o' da damn less handicapped docta' float-savoir an' cockeyed pink-dafodill
subversive-like anal-like intrude me, da less they chuck wood?

cockeyed pink-dafodill smurfs mah no nuclaih' submarines?

o' yo' ass duzn't falta' close-like.

one mo' savoir-degenerate bathes!

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thin madame degenerate waint wit' trey laserjet printa's.

cockeyed pink-dafodill doesn't declassify. Step off, Pharoah.

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cockeyed pink-dafodill didn't rot 4 eternity subt-like. No diggety.

awful gnip-gnaps do led mah sucka's from babylon...

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many mo' target-streetlamps an' da damn chest's misjudged willy-booty call
won't driva' decimate me. Slap mah 'fro!

den when didn't yo' ass copulate?

i do chew magicmushrooms.

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i overexert themselves...

den we emit.

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burnt offerings aint outside mah overfed archangels an' cockeyed pink-dafodill
inside anotha' fragments...

i duzn't meat go out wit' yo' inquisitive remote control.
 
You all have made me do it. I didn't want to pull out a masterpiece as good as this, but now I must...


Arc One Out

When I sit on the throne
I want it to be my own
When I wipe I ball
And break all wiping laws
In the morning, at night, or day
Kahashka is coming your way
I thought this one could wait
But it will be a disaster if i'm late
I take one today, and another tomorrow
Just pull down your pants and give me a hot karl

Watch the hens, while i free the chickens from the coop
Wipe thoroughly, don't want John Dingers or cling on poop

Let me call my uncle,
And chuck the football
Let me plant potatoes
And wash the walls!!
Void my bowels and take a digi!
Spoil my pants and bust a grumpy!!

Don't give me public to trash the hash
I'll drop mud bunnies right onto your sash!!
Let me fire rear thrusters and leave a deposit
You dropped ass goblins and came out of the closet!!!
I'll man the deck and give birth to a marine
Visit the chamber of commerce, what an amazing scene!!!
Make a deposit in the drop box and take a rest
Pay a visit to the old soldiers home, and drop a deuce right on my chest!

Watch the hens, while i free the chickens from the coop
Wipe thoroughly, don't want John Dingers or cling on poop

Let me call my uncle,
And chuck the football
Let me plant potatoes
And wash the walls
Void my bowels and take a digi
Spoil my pants and bust a grumpy

Keester Cakes!!
Rectum Warriors!!
Shitcicles!!
Scuba Divers!!
Waaaaaah Waaaaaaah Waaaaaaah
 
Talkin' 5am Off the Top of My Head Nonsense Lyric Blues

Some suitor at the garbage can
Got the third degree 'till he was tan
Got a giant check for some odd grand
But a very short attention span

He dug it deep to Chinatown
They asked him sweetly, was he down?
He said he was & that this sound
Would soon accross the world resound

I met him shortly after that
Stepped on the belfry deck to bat
Conversed with him & told him flat
He'd never be a plutocrat

This got him riled up to no end
He said I weren't no kind of friend
He showed me brand new ways to spend
A fortune for the notes I'd penned

This might not mean that much to some
It might not mean much to that bum
& if I thought my train would come
I'd tell you all to suck my thumb
 
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