WOW!!!......????
The Music: "I like Ween when their really really drunk and .....hey, do I look good in this picture?..Let me warm up....me me me me me"
The Gear: "All of the latest and coolest gear to help you get a better look at my face."
The Fact: "I like to sing about god but I like looking at myself better, and the best is when you look at me looking at myself."
News: "Man I am a hansom man. Kinda tuff but not too tuff, just right. God definitely made me....i mean us...in his own image and man, he sure must look good."
Products: "I am trying out this new facial cream. I dont know if I like it so much though because it smells like ben-gay and I think it makes me look chubby."
Contact: "E-mail me and we can be friends and talk about me and I can tell you about how you can be like me but skinnier. Maybe one of you recording guys will record me because I a great guy and my face would be the best CD coaster...I mean cover."
Chat-board: "A great place to talk about me and what I am up to and how I can be even better that I am and the different ways you can bring more of me into your little worlds and cool stuff like that."
Join My E-Mail List: "And I can keep you updated on what I am up to and if I've put any new pictures of me up on the website."
DJ Download page: "Sorry this link is also misleading and has nothing to do with DJ's but you can get my full catalog of rockin tune.....and see another cool pic of me looking at my name on the top of the page........hhuhuuuhuuhhhh its coooll."
Affiliates: this link will be broken indefinitely
-mike