Khompewtur
*Retired*
I was hangin out in my room the other day with my girlfriend SALMA HAYEK and I'm like hey baby I got somethin special to show you. She squeals "Oooh what is it baby?" and starts squeezing my hand and rubbing her bodacious body against my arm.
I bring her over to the computer and I'm like "Yeah booiiii, who scored a 5-spot with their latest calliope jam shot on HR.com?? JAM-K-DOG that's who!!"
And she's like "Oh baby!! No you didn't! NO YOU DIDN'T!! Oh if you did.. I'll.. give.. you.. pleeeasure" and she walks over to the screen. Not even two steps toward it she jerks to a stop and says "Wait a minute! They're all 5-g's!! YOU'VE BEEN WITH A STAR WHORE!!". She shoots me a look of complete disgust, glances down at my crotch and wrinkles her nose and then wheels around grabbing her Ken Grimaldi handbag hightailing it out of there.
I will have to work double timey to get her to forgive me, THANKS HO!
(Melissa you were great baby but I haven't been able to stop scratching my balls since. Have you been seeing other threads?)
I bring her over to the computer and I'm like "Yeah booiiii, who scored a 5-spot with their latest calliope jam shot on HR.com?? JAM-K-DOG that's who!!"
And she's like "Oh baby!! No you didn't! NO YOU DIDN'T!! Oh if you did.. I'll.. give.. you.. pleeeasure" and she walks over to the screen. Not even two steps toward it she jerks to a stop and says "Wait a minute! They're all 5-g's!! YOU'VE BEEN WITH A STAR WHORE!!". She shoots me a look of complete disgust, glances down at my crotch and wrinkles her nose and then wheels around grabbing her Ken Grimaldi handbag hightailing it out of there.
I will have to work double timey to get her to forgive me, THANKS HO!
(Melissa you were great baby but I haven't been able to stop scratching my balls since. Have you been seeing other threads?)
