My ass really hurts!

[Daisy]

How's that one, Terra?

.

 

[joeym]

This could be due to various reasons:

a) you’re gay
solution: you’ve only got yourself (and your lover/s…) to blame. Use good quality anal lube

b) you’re into kinky sex games (as in girl with strap-on does guy, spanking “been a bad boy lately?”, latex sado-maso etc.)
solution: observe a)

c) chair in front of your mixing desk is too hard
solution: a real feather cushion (as in pluck the feathers off a dead duck’s chest)

d) you’ve been to a Mexican, Indian or Chinese restaurant
solution: the nearest toilet seat and lots of h20 (no, not the pirate stuff, the real thing!)

 

[solo2racr]

This could be due to various reasons:

a) you’re gay
solution: you’ve only got yourself (and your lover/s…) to blame. Use good quality anal lube

b) you’re into kinky sex games (as in girl with strap-on does guy, spanking “been a bad boy lately?”, latex sado-maso etc.)
solution: observe a)

c) chair in front of your mixing desk is too hard
solution: a real feather cushion (as in pluck the feathers off a dead duck’s chest)

d) you’ve been to a Mexican, Indian or Chinese restaurant
solution: the nearest toilet seat and lots of h20 (no, not the pirate stuff, the real thing!)

One HAS to wonder if this is from personal experience.

 

[joeym]

maybe c) and )d.....definitely NOT a) and B) !

 

[TerraMortim]

he could be riding a bike a lot...that would probably make your ass hurt something awful.

 

[TerraMortim]

Use good quality anal lube

That reminds me of the advice my dear old grandmother Matilda used to tell me... but that's another story.... oh ummm what?

 

[Daisy]

I think it's due to that sale they had at Walgreens on the cheap toilet paper.

I skimped and got the bulk pack without the cute puppies or the cotton balls on the packaging. Hey, I'm a sucker for a coupon.