LOL! is THIS sweetnubs?

[pipelineaudio]

http://recpit.prosoundweb.com/viewtopic.php?t=3665

FUNNY shit! and the guy posted it at PSW no less!!!

 

[Track Rat]

Son of a bitch. It's him. I had no idea the poor dude was one of Jerry's kids.

 

[Recording Engineer]

Huh

 

[scottboyher]

!

I really learned alot from that post.. Thanks nubby!

 

[pipelineaudio]

holy crap it just keeps getting better! check out his sales page! http://www.geocities.com/jackortmanaudio/audioservices.html

 

[Recording Engineer]

Yeah, I had done that... Absolutely the last guy I'd buy from... Seriously!

 

[detuned6]

....if you do not have a good band, turn the best person loudest....


LOL!

 

[scottboyher]

holy crap it just keeps getting better! check out his sales page! http://www.geocities.com/jackortmanaudio/audioservices.html

Man, I hope that website is a joke...

 

[littledog]

Well, the location is right, and some of the mean-spirited arrogance shows through, but I don't know...

How can a guy be so uproariously funny on one bulletin board and be such an unfunny pompous ass on this one?

You really think they are the same guy?

 

[esactun]

I don't think they're the same. Sweetnubs had better spelling.

 

[chessrock]

I think this guy is a strong candidate to be sweetnubs:

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/

 

[Track Rat]

Here we see Mr Nube impressing a client with his razer sharp wit and his pro analog gear.

 

[BasPer]

Pipeline, I'm seriously considering a reassessment of your sence of humor! This is some funny shit...

 

[tubedude]

I posted my own words of advice to all the nubes in the world.

 

[knightfly]

Hey, Tubedude - "This technique makes use of gravity to improve your signal flow. The results are quite audible.
We all know that shit flows downhill." -

Sooo, what is the sound of one turd plopping? And, is it better at 24+16 bit?

Thanks Pipeline, I really needed that... Steve

 

[knightfly]

"Jack Ortman
"Serving Audio Professionals for 15 Years" "

Translation - I've been a busboy at the HardRock Cafe for 15 years, you'd think I'da lurnt sumpin'...

 

[James Argo]

...People can not hear high end very well. Dogs can hear much higher....

At least this explain why Littledogs always have better hearing...

 

[Track Rat]

I can hear high just fine. Hell, I'm high right now and can hear all kinds of things.

 

[pipelineaudio]

Ok guys, I have done some research here, URL's soon to follow

I thought for sure this was a joke, but I did some digging. Turns out this same guy has terrorized websites from KVRVST to Motu-Mac and even a cameo at prorec for years. I was able to find complaints on forums and praise for him both in the area of audio sales. This retard is FOR REAL!!!!

Im gonna try and dig up some of the better posts, I just cant believe this

I guess we all need some humor in our lives and this guy is a walking bull riding bunny raising JOKE

 

[foo]

Here we see Mr Nube impressing a client with his razer sharp wit and his pro analog gear.

No, TRack - I think that the guy on the left is our boy!

He's just told the other guy "It can't be a Neve, it has tubes"

Great picture!

ROFL

foo