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Khompewtur

*Retired*

i slave my mind to the task at hand
nothing but an ide bitch
was it my memory or am i the backup
will i ever know
when it was rote to disk was it me that cached it
or did it come second hand
used, scuzzy

vicarious fucking internet
where is my firsthand firstperson fingertouch
im an athlete in my living room
a stud with monitor mushroom hue
fuck url!

i wanna go outside
and touch a chick
and play with her pixels
game over
no quarters required
 
Dude,

Why do frogs eat grapes?
Why must I die every night?
Only to eat dirt and breakdance
on gravel wondering when your peanut tree will cry.

Baby on the porch,
Grandpa running in place in the shower.
Live, Die, Barnacles on your onion.

Vangough, your eat fits like a jack frost popping pimples in your soup. Skid marks, a crash, I liked bikes and peeing on your shoe makes me hungry for a new pet.

It's Called word salad. =)
 
Dude,

Why do frogs eat grapes?
:mad: Frogs do NOT eat grapes!! That common fallacy was perpetuated by the greco-romans but as widely held as it is, this is simply not true (see by Giesslers theorem*)

Why must I die every night?
Only to eat dirt and breakdance
on gravel wondering when your peanut tree will cry.
:mad: Now this here i find interesting. You don't just die every night, you die like a miserable grovelling bitch! Empower yourself and hug that tree. he = sad.

Baby on the porch,
Grandpa running in place in the shower.
Live, Die, Barnacles on your onion.
:mad: he should NOT be doing that! He could break his hip. Reckless! B+

Vangough, your eat fits like a jack frost popping pimples in your soup. Skid marks, a crash, I liked bikes and peeing on your shoe makes me hungry for a new pet.
:mad: this is just plain gross.


It's Called word salad. =)

mmmm.... salad

anyway, you might understand what i wuz writin about better if you wuz a unix admin. it's a soothing paen to those poor overwrought souls who must worry about RAID and shit. Enjoy the holidays.
 
Unix Sys Admin Not!

A Unix poem with no mention of grep, sed or awk, diff, cut or join ?
Seems you like you groff the fruit of your loins ?

You wanna play with GCC ?
Come an dance with me

When you read your fortune you be in hell
at the mercy of my root korn shell.

You'll wish yourself and ingnorant boozer
cat homerecorders | grep loser \\
>/dev/null
 
.kshrc your head and vi COURTESY=0
ever the overzealous techo-geek
always seeking to show off an impressive lexicon
but lacking in social graces
waiting for someone to unlock the freezer and toss them
a sandwhich

i promise you more buzzwords here so you can display your well endowed mind, and i'm sure when you unzip and she sees your mini-ping she will content herself with the thought that at least the glass is half full. But this is the hypothetical scenario of you ever actually having the opportunity to FINGER a girl because one look at you and the ladies always CHMOD 000.

class urajerk{
eat_me_trekkie++;
}

p.s. ascii this

01100010 10101110 11000110
11010110 01010000 10101110
01010000 01011100 11011010
10111010 00100001 00010010
10000010 11101010 00100001
 
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I used to have a program that wrote stuff like that. I dumped it.
 
Oh, sys admin who art in "root"
Hallowed be thy login
Give this day our disk quota
As we forget our passwords
Lead us not into system lag
And deliver us from down time
For thine is the sendmail
And the root access
Forever.
 
chazba, that is good.

I am glad to hear about the program you dumped.
 
You win.

I am no longer a unix sys admin. I chucked the linux, SCO, Solaris, SunOS, IOS, HPUX, and IRIX to move to Amsterdam and study audio engineering and smoke the finest. I no longer carry a pager and my cell phone rings 3 times a week or so.

I no longer work for Cisco, or Unisys, or MCI. I no longer command around little 20 year old grunts, I don't talk to project managers anymore. I don't fly around the country setting up firewalls for idiots and dickheads. I stopped hacking websites and ftp sites. I don't IRC anymore. Don't got a cable modem anymore. Only one computer here in Europe, tibook g4 400. I dont even have OSX loaded on it so no unix at all. I don't have dial up isp access only a cell phone. I don't have a big house now or a car. I do have a bicycle.

My life consists of recording music and writing music and playing music and hanging out.

I love it.

Best of Luck.
 
Well if you read carefully Fela you will see that i never claim to be a Unix Admin.

Maybe since the poem had some references to hard drives in it I figured someone with a technical background might get a little more out of it than a non-techie and I used "unix admin" as an example.

Feel free to go back an reread the post and replace "unix admin" with "Perl scripter" or "C++ Developer" if it makes you feel better.

btw, ur lucky you no longer have that lifestyle anymore. I do and man it ain't glamorous, that's for sure.
 
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