Fear not!
And as long as I live, I may never understand the concept of holes in kick drums.....must be some repressed childhood sexual thing.
We should cut holes in our toms as well then, with this logic....why wouldnt we?
There is no reason one cannot get a great sound with no hole, no silly tunnels, and no crazy micing schemes. Learn to tune drums and put a mic a mic someplace in font of the kick drum. If the kick sounds good in the room, you cant lose.
It will really depend on tuning and heads used though. I tune my resonant to an E or an F(depending on sound desired) and my beater (Force 1) to an F as well. Minimal padding.....just enough to keep the resonant from misbehaving....none on the beater as the Force 1 kinda takes care of itself. (this tuning may not work for your drum...you have to experiment.)
Visualize 3 equal circles on the front of the kick and stick a mic in the center of one of them for a starter. Experiment.....forward, backward, a bit left, etc. You will find lots of useable tones.
If serious attack is desired, mic the beater side. I dont like too much attack, personally, but have done this with success.
Try this one out as well.........gotten in part from TapeOp...........take one of those ECM8000's (we all got em, right?) and put it on the kick (res side), capsule facing "sideways" so as to not blow air (it's an omni) into it. Sounds fucking huge. Unbelievable.
Speaking of which....check it out:
http://kimcheerecords.com/articles/drums/
And a final 3 words to the nonbelievers:
John Fucking Bonham
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