Don't worry about Falken, he's a bit odd.
Noodles - as I see it, you have a couple of options:
Little mixer - This would be either the Soundcraft C4 or the Yamaha MG10/2. The Yamaha is a more 'standard' mixer and has more inputs. The Compact 4 is a very strange mixer in layout and routing, but the result is that it would do exactly what you want it to in quite an efficient way. Not the world's hottest preamp, but you can do all your monitoring from the same little board. But only get it if you are sure you will not expand your requirements in the future, because
the Compact 4 will not go with you.
Standalone preamp - For a start mic pre / instrument DI, the M-Audio Audio Buddy is a no-brainer. Cheap and cheerful, in the non-sarcastic use of the phrase. Next up from there with DI options is the M-Audio DMP-3, two channels of good, clean gain. The other option if you don't need DI is
the JoeMeek ThreeQ, of which I've just bought a pair. The EQ and compressor will really help to spice up your POD line out or whatever you're connecting up, but you can't plug straight into this as far as I know (no high impedance instrument input).
So there's your two streams - you have to make an ideological choice and one based on your projected future usage. Then your options become quite clear.
My +/-2dB, hope it helps.