I know how to save analog tape

[MCI2424]

Evryone, please send a letter like this:
Example:

"Dear Quantagy: I would like to order these items before April:
20,000 reels of 1/4" 456
10,000 reels of 1/2" 456
10,000 reels of 2" 456.

Thats it. Check is enclosed.
Thankyou."

What do you think?

 

[Track Rat]

Or something like this;
Date: Fri, 3 Jun 2005 08:58:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: Moses Odiaka [mosesadiaha@go.com]
To: mosesadiaha@go.com
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL
My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in the Recording Industry in NigeriaPlc,Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in respect of a foreign customer with a analog tape supply problem. His name is Recording Engineer Manfred Becker. He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria during the reign of late General Sani Abacha. Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Manfred Becker, who was a Recording Engineer, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this a/c as next of kin to the late Engineer. He had only $18.5mllion in his a/c and the a/c is coded. This money was to purchase analog recording tape. It is only an insider that could produce the code or password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now,there is nobody in that position to produce the needed information other than my very self considering my position in the bank to purchase said tape. Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore bank a/c so I could purchase the recording tape from you. When you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be spent on the recording tape in details.I am currently in europe for a six months course,you can reach me on this number for further discussion 0031 623 866 723.Kindly send your reply to my private email address stated below mosesodig1@zwallet.com or mosesodiaka1@yahoo.com Trusting to hear from you, I remain Respectfully yours, Mr Moses Odiaka.
mosesodig1@zwallet.com or mosesodiaka1@yahoo.com (0031 623 866 723)

 

[Dr ZEE]

...

Thats it. Check is enclosed.
Thankyou."

Yes. And enclose THE "Check". And in case of e-mail - THIS LINK.
then write a PS note:
"BTW, Josh, how was your last world trade trip? How was sushi? Hope it was all satin for'Ya. Yam-Yam."
*********
Johny said: "You know what you're cry crying for."

 

[themaddog]

Or something like this;
Date: Fri, 3 Jun 2005 08:58:18 -0700 (PDT)
From: Moses Odiaka [mosesadiaha@go.com]
To: mosesadiaha@go.com
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL
My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in the Recording Industry in NigeriaPlc,Lagos, Nigeria...

That's HILARIOUS!

-MD