I killed my guitarist

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The bastard took my cymbals back to college with him so I can't jam at all this week :(
 
Sounds like you needa mmmmmmm...backup set!!

Why would you let a guitarist take your cymbals to college? Weren't thays a smart 'nuff as it wer? I mean, I can unnerstand a geetarist, but cymbals???
 
Uh, oh... spontaneous confession. Your IP is being traced... The boys in blue will be there shortly....

Seriously though, he needs a good kick in the head. Why did you let him put his grubby mitts on them in the first place?
 
what the hell is a guitar player doing with cymbals..?! what do you play with tom morello or something...?
 
Woohoo!

Funny, I just read about some stoner college kids who were decapitated while trying to playing Frisbee with large brass discs with the word Zildjian on them. Jess kiddin' ya. :D

Honestly though, the best thing for you to do is practice without them. It forces you to be creative in different ways.

Cheers, Rez
 
Well he's been learning drums lately and him and some friends up there are playing some little show and they're switching up their parts so he needed my cymbals. He asked me if he could borrow them and I said sure - not knowing he needed them this week, and he just took them. So now I'm all bummed. Anyway, thanks for listening to me rant.
 
I have a mic stand and guitar stand of a friend of mine that I've had for over a year now, althouth it's not something he misses like cymbals.

I gave all my cymbals to charity because I hate the sound.

Actually I didn't have any because I dont have any drums.
 
yea, that happened with my and a drummer friend. since I'm more or less a beginner, i got most of my cymbals used (still, i f***ing love them, Paiste Signatures are incredible)... when he gave them back, the 17" power crash had a crack that rattled... ive done lots of stuff, and ive managed to make the rattle les apparent without damaging the cymbal's sounds. i havent talked to the kid since... grrrr
 
rweiss said:
I killed my guitarist
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*phew*
I had feared the uprising had begun, after many years of ridicule and abuse by guitarists against drum players.

Are percussionists musicians? :rolleyes:
 
*acting like other band member*

Nice going Mr Smartiepants, now we gotta go find a new guitarist!

*slap to back of the head*
 
cellardweller said:
*phew*
I had feared the uprising had begun, after many years of ridicule and abuse by guitarists against drum players.

Are percussionists musicians? :rolleyes:
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Percussionists are! Drummers? You know the old joke: "Whadda you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?"



I prefer bass player jokes.
 
PhilGood said:
Percussionists are! Drummers? You know the old joke: "Whadda you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?"



I prefer bass player jokes.
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HEY my best friend is a bassist :p
 
tilinmyowngrave said:
HEY my best friend is a bassist :p
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So, would you say "He's the bassist friend I've got!"?





What's the range of a fretless bass? ...twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What happened when the drummer locked his keys in his car? ...took him twenty minutes to get the bass player out!
:D
 
drums rule!

PhilGood said:
Percussionists are! Drummers? You know the old joke: "Whadda you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?"



I prefer bass player jokes.
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what was the last thing the drummer said before he was fired?

"hey guys, i wrote some songs i want us to play!"
 
Anders said:
what was the last thing the drummer said before he was fired?

"hey guys, i wrote some songs i want us to play!"
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hahahahahahaha really!
 
How does a lead singer change a lightbulb?

He just holds on and the world revolves around him!


I'll be here 'til thursday folks!! Remember to tip your bartenders and waitresses! Thank you!
 
make guitarist jokes. i hate tyhe bloated egos of all the guitarists i know
 
How do you get a guitarist to turn his amp down??


Hand him sheet music!!




Badump-ching!!
 
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