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RAMI
Guest
UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(OK, I'm better now)
(OK, I'm better now)
MadAudio
Damned if I do
Friends, Romans, Countrymen - lend RAMI your ears! 
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RAMI
Guest
Take my ears....please.
Anomaly Design
New member
I'll take them! Boy oh boy, the things I can do with four ears!
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RAMI
Guest
Why does that sound perverted to me? It's probably just me....Anomaly Design said:
Anomaly Design
New member
RAMI said:Why does that sound perverted to me? It's probably just me....
Oh no! I wasn't supposed to type that second sentence! ::maniacally distressed::
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RAMI
Guest
Not only that, but those are my ears you're talking about...I feel so violated.
So, you come here often?
So, you come here often?
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brandrum
Jesus Loves me.
your ears aren't that bad...they make nice little handles...RAMI said:Not only that, but those are my ears you're talking about...I feel so violated.
So, you come here often?
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RAMI
Guest
You the guy from the park?
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studiomaster
New member
What's wrong with them?
EddieRay
#?
I thought I saw a used pair on eBay.
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RAMI
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studiomaster
New member
EddieRay said:
Seriously, what's the asking price?
EddieRay
#?
studiomaster said:Seriously, what's the asking price?
Sorry, my mistake. It was only one - not a pair. Previous owner was some guy named Gogh. Rather pricey anyway IMHO.
Dogman
Unkle Ticklefingers
Ok, I got your ears....now what?
cellardweller
New member
Are they big and dorky?RAMI said:
cellardweller
New member
Why... you could wear two pair of sunglasses!Anomaly Design said:
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bigtoe
New member
i'll trade you. mine are at the hair growing stage. outside, inside...anywhere but on top of my f'ing head where it used to be
Mike
Mike
SouthSIDE Glen
independentrecording.net
You're welcome to transplant all the hair off my back...there's enough there for a mulletbigtoe said:i'll trade you. mine are at the hair growing stage. outside, inside...anywhere but on top of my f'ing head where it used to be
G.
ez_willis
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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home."RAMI said:Well, besides the fact that they look like the open doors of a pick-up truck MY EARS, I've lost almost all the high end in one and can barely hear out of the other. I have to tilt my head in all kinds of directions just to hear a high hat sometimes.
"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?" The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision." Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"
