How did you guess all of the intimate details of my life story, Mix ? ? ?
Chapter I: So I go down to the Home Depot sometime last month . . . I get all of the right boards assembled and even got them cut right there in the store. I take it to the Special Services desk, and tell them I need it delivered (I had phoned in ahead of time and learned this wouldn't be a problem). She told me that they would have it all delivered to me in a few days.
Well, the delivery date arrives, the truck pulls up to the curb . . . and I start pulling the boards out. Only one problem: They're not the boards I purchased. They're not even cut. So I load it all back on, and tell the delivery guy to take it back. I call Home Depot . . . they apologize and tell me that all my cuts got thrown away, because you have to have all the cuts and measurements notated on your invoice or they don't know what to do with them.
Whatever. So anyway, I re-ordered them with the proper cuts notated. My delivery date rolls by, and this time I am told that they can't be cut because one of their saws is broken. I talk to the manager the next day, and he informs me that the saw is now fixed, and they will deliver it the next day. The next day, I get another call informing me the saw is actually still broken.
Chapter II: (The refund that wasn't) Finally, I decide I've had enough and I want my money back. Special Services informs me this is no problem, and that I should look for a credit to my bank card in the next few days. A few days later, I call my bank to verify. Luckily, the teller alerted me to the fact that, yes, I did receive a refund . . . but that I WAS ACTUALLY CHARGED TWICE for the boards that were lost, improperly delivered, and then not delivered.
Now I'm mad. You see, where I come from , a refund on your merchandise means they give you your money back. Charging you twice kind of defeats the purpose. So I call up the Home Depot, and they apologized for the error. How nice of them.
Chapter III (Glutton for punishment): So after all of that gets straightened out, I decide to try my luck with the other Home Depot location which is only a little farther away from me. I figure maybe these guys will get it right. So I take the same order to them . . . make all the notations on the cuts this time . . . and they tell me they'll have it to me the next day. The next day rolls by, and hooray! My boards have arrived. But uh-oh! ONLY HALF OF THEM ARE CUT ! ! ! So I send them back.
I call up the manager of this Home Depot and inform him of the problem. Wanna' know what he gave me as a response?
"Our saw is broken."
Now I find it interesting that not only does it appear to be a trend among Home Depots across the nation to have so many defective saws . . . but it also appears to be a trend that their outgoing telephones have similar defects. You know, the ones normally use to call and inform their customers that they f&*%'ed up your order.
I'm glad my phone works fine -- The one I'm going to use to call their Home office with to file a complaint agains both stores.