guitar pedals in-series but how can i put them on 6 seperate audio tracks

[Ford Van]

Take your guitar. Drill 9 holes in it. Install Jack sockets into all of them. Get ten amplifiers (make sure they are all Mesa Boogie Road Kings with 2 4x12 cabs each - this will cost a bit but it's the only way to do it), ten microphones, and 10 preamps. Run each output of your guitar through an fx pedal into each amp and record them all simultaniously into your mdi input via 12 Alesis 3630's in series. You will need to buy a 10 way Jack to midi splitter, and it it will not only have to be TRS, but XLR and USB aswell. It would help if you could get a Firewire one of these as they provide more heat to the room. You need to make sure your room is at exctly 22.67 degrees, with a temperature of 21 degrees centigrade. From there ensure you have fruity loops running, and run all of that through (in this exact order) Microsoft Excel, Adobe Photoshop, Yahoo Messenger, and Britney Spears' official website. Route all of this through Fruity Loops and into your mixer. Make sure you have high pass fillets on every channel of your mixer. DO NOT USE HIGH PASS FILTERS OR YOUR MIXER WILL CATCH FIRE. They must be high pass fillets. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to accomplish what you are hoping. If not, your mixer will become carnivorous and you will have to take it to be repaired by a trained economist.

This has to be the most gifted technical advice I have ever seen ANYWHERE!

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

And please quit making those videos asking us to leave Britney alone.

But they're so creamy and Polish!

G.

 

[noisewreck]

How can i daisy chain/cascade the dry signal without using a Splitter box??

I will only tell you if you're going to put the resulting mix through one of these

 

[ez_willis]

Who else besides me would like to see walters and SouthSIDE Glen get a room for a weekend?

Here's the rigamarole, every time:

walters: **Baits SSG by seeking the answer to a ridiculously complicated technical question, for a scenario that no one will ever in a million years find themselves in, and he already has the answer to, but asks it from the perspective of a first year Full Sail student who uses English as a second, maybe third language.

SSG: ***Takes the bait by explaining in painstaking(to read) detail the solution to the theoretical conundrum walters once again finds himself in.

walters: ****Changes the question.

SSG: *****Gets mad at walters for not recognizing the brilliance of his previous post.

walters: ******Insults SSG in his wallywallyway.

SSG: *******Yells at walters for once again wasting his time by not recognizing the brilliance of his last two posts.

etc, etc, etccccccccccccc.

Get a room already! I don't care if you guys make out or play Scrabble all weekend, just figure out how to send it through an 88D without a microphone, then through an A807 to give it the warmth and creamy creamy vibe that walters demands, and provide a link to the stream!!

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

Is that a come-on wal...er...ez? Sorry to disappont you, but I don't fuck men or bimbos, let alone male bimbos.

Of course now you'll be so disappointed that you'll generate another fake essay, probably on male bimbos. .

G.

 

[giraffe]

you have to run them in both series and parallel to do that.

god, i think we all know that by now.

 

[lbanks]

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Transport
Costs

Male Bimbos

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Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing Male Bimbos and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing Male Bimbos and ones own image of themselves.

In the words of style icon Noah Tuigamala 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Male Bimbos. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Male Bimbos.
I hope, for our sake that Male Bimbos will endure.

Conclusion

To conclude, Male Bimbos has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It collaborates successfully, applauds greatness and never hides.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Wyclef Travolta: 'Oooh yeah Male Bimbos shoo badaby dooo.' [3]​

 

[walters]

How can i daisy chain/cascade the dry signal without using a Splitter box??

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

How can i daisy chain/cascade the dry signal without using a Splitter box??

For the third time:

Mod your mixer to have the channel direct outs (if you have enough of them) tap the channel before the inserts. Then you can run guitar dry into channel 1, and then daisy chain/cascade the dry signal via your direct outs to subsequent channels 2 through however far your directs will go. That will give you dry guitar into several channels without a splitter box. Then you can insert your individual crappy FX on each individual channel.

And if you want to ask the question a fourth time, here's the answer:

Mod your mixer to have the channel direct outs (if you have enough of them) tap the channel before the inserts. Then you can run guitar dry into channel 1, and then daisy chain/cascade the dry signal via your direct outs to subsequent channels 2 through however far your directs will go. That will give you dry guitar into several channels without a splitter box. Then you can insert your individual crappy FX on each individual channel.

And if you want to ask it a fifth time, here's the answer to it a fifth time:

Mod your mixer to have the channel direct outs (if you have enough of them) tap the channel before the inserts. Then you can run guitar dry into channel 1, and then daisy chain/cascade the dry signal via your direct outs to subsequent channels 2 through however far your directs will go. That will give you dry guitar into several channels without a splitter box. Then you can insert your individual crappy FX on each individual channel.

You're a funny funny guy, Brick Wally. You get on my case for not answering your fake, inane questions, and then when I finally do answer them, you don't even bother reading the answers .

BTW, I never did get an answer to why you backed out of your wager, or as to why you never answer any questions and pull your own weight around here or on Harmony Central or on Gearsluts.

But if you just want to play the game of asking the same question and getting the same answer over and over again, go ahead. My cut and paste works as well as yours.

G.

 

[ez_willis]

For the third time:

And if you want to ask the question a fourth time, here's the answer:

And if you want to ask it a fifth time, here's the answer to it a fifth time:

Actually, it's a different question. Now he wants to know how to split the DRY signal.

 

[ez_willis]

Now he wants to know how to split the DRY signal.

...and he doesn't even want to know that. He wants to know if YOU know how to do that.

 

[SouthSIDE Glen]

Actually, it's a different question. Now he wants to know how to split the DRY signal.

Which part of

That will give you dry guitar into several channels without a splitter box.

sounds like I am explaining how to do something other than split the DRY signal into several channels without using a splitter box?

G.