Ethan, please forgive my attitude. I guess the bedroom acoustic blues set in the other morning. Rain, dark clouds, cold weather and no acoustics make for a shitty attitude

Take what I said with a grain of salt you guys. Acoustics ARE important. My rants are not. As soon as I can gather the materials for my acoustic plan, I'll post what I think then. I spoke with no experience.....yet. But my thoughts are sincere. Heres a few more.
You know, I have been chasing this acoustics thing for 5 years at least. 5 years of trying to figure out exactly what it is that acoustic designers are trying to acomplish. Ha. Now I'm finally at the point where I have one room and thats it for good. I've got my plan. I've studied. I've listened. I've ranted, raved, been astounded by acoustic discovery, and yet I'm no fucking closer to actually setting up my studio than I was 6 months ago EXCEPT for the plan. I come here and read the suggestions, replys and data people post , only to find the complete opposite acoustic opinion on another site. Another plan down the tubes....fuck. Ok, this is the last time I'll post my opinion. I've already said this stuff but you asked me Ethan. The only reason I respond like this is total frustration with the acoustics field at large from reading so much conflicting information. In fact, get this, I found an acoustics website that very morning I posted my shitty attitude reply. It is written by an educated acoustition telling people sound travels at ELEVEN feet per second!!

WTF!! ELEVEN FEET PER SECOND........now wait a minute....Even I know that is total crap.....hence the attitude with acoustic bullshit that day....(JOHN, ignor this little fable)Every acoustic designer has his own ideas, but there is so much conflict.....I mean.......how bout this....... How many times have you read about slot or hemholtz resonators and are given a formula for calculating the absorption frequency, right? like...f = 2160 x sqrt ( r / (( d x D ) + ( r + w )))
Where:
f = resonant frequency in Hertz (Hz)
r = slot width.
w = slat width.
d = effective depth of slot. (1.2 x the actual thickness of the slat)
D = depth of box.
OK cool......is that one slot? hmmmmm......
So you calculate and figure, draw and build........for absorption at say 75 hz.....OK?
Now, I've said this before, but I'll say it again....how the hell can any one depend on a formula that NO ONE has EVER TESTED below 100 hz cause they CAN"T test below that threshold.....so what the hell good is it if you can't even prove it fucking works!!
How bout this one..... Someone PLEASE give me a clue.......how does one figure how MUCH absorption a room needs? 1 sabine? 100 sabines...10,000 sabines?
If your using slot absorbers, and the effeciency rating is dependent on the percentage of SLOT AREA.....what tells you how much a slot absorbs per SQUARE FOOT of slot in sabines? From what I've read, the absorption varies by the width of slot, depth or thickness of the slat, and the width of the slat, and the DEPTH of the box. But THEN, what tells you how LONG to make the box...or how WIDE to make it. Or the number of slots. Or does the percentage of slots to total slat area affect the frequency? ARGGGGGGGRRR.... broadband is arbitrary..AND you can't gaurantee that what you've built is indeed working like it is supposed to. Even if you knew what it is your trying to do in the first place.....fuck.
Ok, how bout this.....here you have this room...not a good room....in fact a shitty little 9'2x 11'4 x 8' high or some similar crappy bedroom size room.... . Its empty. Standard construction. Ok, its a fucking rectangle. So you figure the modes....and sure enough you have problems. What little room doesn't. Ok..now you find out that broadband absorption is what you need....what the hell does that mean? Sounds like a fixall bandaid. Broadband...HOW MUCH BROADBAND.....oh well, you take the advice and lo and behold, yea...sounds ok, you think....but wait a minute. Now the room is dead as hell. Nothing. Zilch. Oh.... rooms this size don't have an RT-60 worth shit anyway, and then you kill what little you have with broadband...hmmm Ok, time for the Alton Everest book.....hmmm.....diffusion....YEA!! thats what it needs....see, even pictures in the book show diffusers in a small room....COOL! Ok, study, read, ask, study more....cool, quadratic diffusers are EASY to build....gather the shit, cut and build..and WAIT A MINUTE. Now someone says diffusion doesn't work in small rooms...
F U C K ME.....crap, well at least I have wood burning stove fuel now. Damn. Well, heres something new......A cylindrical diffuser.....Hmmm....what tells you the size? What radius? What depth? Hmmmm....OH!! ....heres an ABSORPTION cylinder! Hmmm, wait a minute....this doesn't add up....IF....fuck it...been there. done that one. Sooo, where does that lead me......to posting SHITTY ATTITUDE replys, thats where.
OK, does that make sense. Its just my bad attitude in regards to stuff that no one can prove below 100 hz, and diffusion that not even experts can test, yet. How bout this one. Here is a new one on me For at least 3 years, for me the holy grail of monitoring axis has been to use the LONG dimension, to gain a time delay gap between the direct sound and the reflection from the back wall. Ok, sounds reasonable. But then I read that the brain cannot distinguish the difference between two different sounds if they are less than .....what is it.....2 milliseconds apart or some such thing.(So why not have a wall right behind your head

ok, I know, phase smear...hey, won't a wall 20 feet away have the potential of phase smear too) What if the initial sound is 40 db louder than a 5 ms delayed sound. Hmmm. Ok, if my rear wall is 20 feet behind my ears, and sound travels at approx 1140 ft per second, thats about 2 milliseconds there, and 2 milliseconds back to my ears. Hmmm...however, sound decays 6db for every doubling of distance traveled. Not to mention the absorption at the boundary. So if my monitors are blasting at 80 db, from my ears, to the rear wall and back, the sound should have decayed....lets see, wait a minute......how the hell do you know how much sound decayed in the first foot, to calculate the total decay to the rear wall and back???? And does sound decay faster or slower in a near field than it does in a diffuse field? Fuck..where was I. Oh, ok, axis..thats where. Now I read that the most important issue is early reflections, as they are the "bad guys" and they come off the side walls. So the new thing is making the monitoring axis on the short dimension, to keep the side walls farther than the rear wall, so early reflections have farther to travel cause if the TDG from the rear wall is short enough, you can't tell anyway(ha!).........but wait, I thought in order to make an RFZ, the side walls have to be ....er ...........crap.

."....whats that honey?" Our electric bill is WHAT!!?

......(moan groan..sigh) .....there goes the 703 this week......and next week too....fuck. Hmmm. Acoustics. What the hell do I need them for, I've already got a headache.

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Ok Ethan.....thats where it comes from... brain farts......any more questions

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