Funniest eBay Listing Ever!!!

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Yep, even funnier than my previous funniest ebay listing ever from... eh, whenever that was I posted it... last year?

I’m not sure where the description ends in this one, or if it ends... I can’t read that long in one sitting, especially with psychedelic text. :)

It’s worth reading the first few lines just for a laugh. I have no idea what the hell he’s trying to say. I dare say nor does he, but I know one thing for sure... anyone can sell on eBay... sorta like anyone can become president these days. :eek: :D

Seller says, "I ACCEPT NO RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU DO NOT READ MY COMPLETE LISTING AND POLICIES !"

Well bloody hell then... I can never buy from this guy. :spank: :D
 
Odd that he says his belts are the ones which are ONLY sold to manufacturers, which begs the question...How the heck did he get them then??? :D

Cheers! :)
 
Thanks for the link and the chuckle.

I have been trying to think of something witty to say, but.... I'm speechless!
 
Washburn100 said:
Thanks for the link and the chuckle.

I have been trying to think of something witty to say, but.... I'm speechless!
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“I must confess, that at the age of twelve, I fucked a duck” - Errol Flynn, 1958
 
heheh...:D

THAT was a good chortle.

Okay. I read the whole listing description...the first few lines are the best though. I get the guy's point, but the eBay user id says it all: marrscommunications...as in "take me to your leader, my communication skills are a bit alien"

Okay. That was not meant to be rude, its just that the syntax in a couple areas as well as some inconsistent language makes me feel like I'm watching a late night infomercial on public access.
 
I like this ebay seller though... I'm sure he'd be fun to talk to, especially at a party after knocking back a few. He not me. I don’t drink, but I have fun with people that do. :)
 
Ouch my eyes. I shouldn't waste them on such things.



:cool:
 
What A DEAL!! This doesn't seem like a scam!! I just bought 9.
Hahah, this page just reminds me of the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man family guy bit.


I HAVE BELTS FOR EVERYTHING !
NOT THE SAME !
Sony Walkman !
NOT TRUE ! !
FACT ! !
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise !
ADD me to your APPROVED email List !
I have NO CONTROL over the US Postal System !
You WILL be notified when your order is Shipped !
ATTENTION !
ATTENTION !
ATTENTION !
 
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