From a guitar player to all drummers

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I just had to post these here...they are too funny ( and in most cases a bit old) to not post...

theres a million more of 'em but ill just post a few...

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer.

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What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start!

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Did you hear about the drummer who got accepted to Yale?

Neither did I.
 
What do you call the guy that beats the shit out of the other pussified band members?





The drummer.





Okay I just made that up, but it rules! :p
 
did you as a drummer think that up all by your lonesome or did your kindergarten teacher help you?...i know how you drummers are...

lol
 
Here's a few.......

Why won't the guitarist hit on the pretty girls in the audience?
Because it might get his boyfriend pissed off.

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They never notice because they think that the spotlight is always on them.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Homeless.

Why do some women get attracted to guitarists?
They want to borrow their clothes.

Why do people take up playing guitar?
Because they are used to fondling something in their lap.

Why do bands need a drummer?
Well somebody should be playing music that people can dance to.

Why are there often several guitarists and only one drummer in a band?
It sometimes takes several working together to get it right.

What do you call a guitarist without a guitar?
A transvestite.
 
How do you get a guitarist off your front porch?

Pay for the Pizza
 
what has 3 legs and an asshole ...

a Drum stool!

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How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change it and 2 to talk about how good the old lightbulbs were.

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How do you know if a soundman is at the door?

You tell him you heard the doorbell ringing and he says "It sounds good out here"
 
Proof POSITIVE !

drummers cant even put guitarist jokes in the right Section of the forums...

way to go drummers.....

lol
 
Nah.........

But it's nice to see you come over here to hang out with real musicians. :-P
 
What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?



A large pizza can feed a family of 4.
 
Lt. Bob said:
How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change it and 2 to talk about how good the old lightbulbs were.
Click to expand...

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they have a machine to do that now.


What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, let's try one of my songs?"
(I read that in a Dave Grohl interview just this morning!)

:)
 
It's really like this.......

Producer to a drummer >>>
"Get off your ass and play something"

Producer to a guitarist >>>
"Sit down and shut up"
 
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