CoolCat
Well-known member
Dang it seems everyone is doing this "relic" crap now? wht thefhk!!??
I was in a pawn shop and they had a bunch of "relic" guitars?!!
somedays my triple doses of prosac just doesn't work....blaaahhh
but compete I will!! BRING IT ON F(*&(^%% PAWN SHOPS!!!
To better the competition!!
I will be throwing in YOUR OWN GOLD RECORD*!
you know the gold-record displays like
the pro's get handed when they sell a million or more copies!!
NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN!!!
Customers will receive a GOLD RECORD*with their own name
and song!
Not only can you get vintage-ized giving you that "I played the hell out of this guitar" look!!
Now I will throw in YOUR OWN GOLD RECORD to impress EVERYONE!!
TAKE THAT COMPETITION!! FUCK YOU.....
* GOLD RECORD is a unoffical trademark
* Vintage-ized is a unoffical trademark
**GOLD does not imply real gold and may show un-uniform, peeling, runs, and other defects due to the spray paint can.
*No refunds on anything.
** Due to availability there is no guarentee on when you will receive your GOLD RECORD*
I was in a pawn shop and they had a bunch of "relic" guitars?!!
somedays my triple doses of prosac just doesn't work....blaaahhh
but compete I will!! BRING IT ON F(*&(^%% PAWN SHOPS!!!
To better the competition!!
I will be throwing in YOUR OWN GOLD RECORD*!
you know the gold-record displays like
the pro's get handed when they sell a million or more copies!!
NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN!!!
Customers will receive a GOLD RECORD*with their own name
and song!
Not only can you get vintage-ized giving you that "I played the hell out of this guitar" look!!
Now I will throw in YOUR OWN GOLD RECORD to impress EVERYONE!!
TAKE THAT COMPETITION!! FUCK YOU.....
* GOLD RECORD is a unoffical trademark
* Vintage-ized is a unoffical trademark
**GOLD does not imply real gold and may show un-uniform, peeling, runs, and other defects due to the spray paint can.
*No refunds on anything.
** Due to availability there is no guarentee on when you will receive your GOLD RECORD*