f***in' real guitars & amps

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I mean noisy troublesome temperamental mind fucking things with tubes & stuff no fuckin' way

& pickups, noisy humming nasty things that go all microphonic through time so you even need to play a note to get it to feedback

fuck you & fuck real instruments & amps they suck

:D :p :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :D :p :D
 
slidey said:
I mean noisy troublesome temperamental mind fucking things with tubes & stuff no fuckin' way

& pickups, noisy humming nasty things that go all microphonic through time so you even need to play a note to get it to feedback

fuck you & fuck real instruments & amps they suck

:D :p :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :D :p :D :p :D :p :D :D :p :D
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XANAX may help :) :) :) :) :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
switch to landscape painting......


and how much do you want for your amp??
 
coincidental juxtaposition?

I had finally obtained "my" tone, using a new three mic technique I had never tried before. Having replaced everything in my rig since I started trying to obtain tones, it only stands to reason.

Then I realized the guitar I was playing was not real, but rather ethereal...phantom thing which disipated upon this realization.
 
Stick to air guitar, chicks dig a dude who can shred air.
 
ScreamingHead69 said:
Stick to air guitar, chicks dig a dude who can shred air.
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Actually, chicks really dig the real thing!!

Marshall and Mesa, Gibsons and Fenders, Long legged ladies and Lingerie.

When it all comes together, it is good!!

Fuck that cheap stuff, get the real deal. It pays in the end!!
 

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Stick to air guitar, chicks dig a dude who can shred air.
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HAHA

I once saw a guy busking on air guitar!!!!!!! he came 4th in the air guitar championships, apparently
 
juststartingout said:
Actually, chicks really dig the real thing!!

Marshall and Mesa, Gibsons and Fenders, Long legged ladies and Lingerie.

When it all comes together, it is good!!

Fuck that cheap stuff, get the real deal. It pays in the end!!
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hey is that a 12 string SG that looks good (apart from the wench)
 
slidey said:
hey is that a 12 string SG that looks good (apart from the wench)
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Oh, good eye. Yes, that is a "Real Guitar".

A 24 fret, SG 12 string from Gibson's custom shop. It is the only one Gibson ever made. I had it made a few years back.

If you have ever played their doubleneck, you know the weight is a killer, but the sound is worth the pain of holding it. I wanted the same sound with something I could hold for more than 10 minutes.
 

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OMG NIPPLES!

Now that is an amazing Gibson. Pray tell, does it sound as sexy as it looks?
 
Fireal402 said:
OMG NIPPLES!

Now that is an amazing Gibson. Pray tell, does it sound as sexy as it looks?
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the wench or the axe??

my bet is both scream as good each other :D
 
Yes, evil censorship!!!

I got a number of complaints about the title of this thread. Come on, keep at least a minimum of class, eh?

Oh, nice areola ;)
 
Dragon said:
I got a number of complaints about the title of this thread. Come on, keep at least a minimum of class, eh?

Oh, nice areola ;)
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OK macdragon please accept a transparent picture of a thistle by way of apology :o
 
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