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Maam,
You are not the brightest bulb in the shed are you?
The guy asked for a critique and that is precisely what I provided,nothing more,nothing less.Would you rather I piss up his leg and tell him that the track was the best thing I have heard since "Rubber Soul"?
Also,Mystery Records is an alternative/rock label,we don't pretend to know anything about the demographics of the hip-hop world.Judging from your bad grammar and seemingly delusional state of mind-
here at Mystery Records we would show someone like you the door rather swiftly.
Now,run along.
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Ummm... I don't get it. And yes, I've seen Ted's posts before, including this one.

Tim
 
not you!

It is just a PM from him received I thought I'd let all "enjoy". He is a bonehead.
 
Ted tends to cut and paste insults from his database. He's become somewhat of a staple here, with different screen names. He's not a bad guy really, he just comes across as... well.... insulting. :D

Tim
 
What is Mystery Records, I did a search for that, and I got nothing. Is it a farse, or some inside homerecording.com/bbs joke?
 
jmorris said:
Also,Mystery Records is an alternative/rock label,we don't pretend to know
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In other words, if they can't just crank it up really high to hide all playing flaws and lack of talent, they don't know how to produce it. And it's not their fault, it's the music and the recording that is crap.

jmorris said:
Judging from your bad grammar and seemingly delusional state of mind-
here at Mystery Records we would show someone like you the door rather swiftly.
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In other words mystery records won't mix/master for anyone unless the person is an English professor? Seemingly Delusional? I guess someone does pay attention when his shrink talks about him.

I haven't been on the board too long but I'm already enjoying all the Ted jokes.
 
What you new comers need to understand is that alot of the "old guard" here
are quite jealous of my client,the freewheelin',sex on legs-Christian.
Christian submitted a track here many months ago and the "old guard" felt it was prime time to move in and try and corrupt a perfectly well oiled machine.
What these people didn't know/understand at the time is that Christian is managed and represented by ME,I don't take kindly to people of lesser talent running their mouths about MY client.
These jealous rages manifest themselves in various guises such as claiming Mystery Records is non-exsistant and so on...
Mystery Records is very much a real record label.
What alot of the "old guard" here will fail to mention is the amount of private messages I have recieved asking for assistance with their recordings,bands,demo submissions etc..
Basically,these people come here on the message boards and talk a good game,throw around insults and what -not and then have the audacity to send me private messages begging me to sign them to my label!!LOL.
I am as real as real get's ,cross me and find out!
Hope this clears up some of the misunderstandings here.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
 
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Ted, I never got to hear Christian's music. Can you please post a link?

Tim
 
Wow Ted, I think that's the most civil and well written post I've read from you... not that I necessarily agree with you, but it was well said. I just gave you a positive rep click.

Tim
 
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I don't speak to people who only do instrumentals so consider this my last exchange with you SnakeDog5050.
You really are not worth my time,at all.
Ted Philips/Mystery Records
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I've been upset since Teddy Bear stopped talking to me. He was insulting the lyrics and I told him it was an instrumental..

C'mon Teddy Bear, just one duet with Criston???
 
You go vapor boy! Don't let anybody tell you you can't be a media mogul. :D If we're getting you down just have your boys in the A&R dept take you out for drinks. :D :D :D
 
SnakeDog5050 said:
I've been upset since Teddy Bear stopped talking to me. He was insulting the lyrics and I told him it was an instrumental..
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That's the problem with using cut and paste insults. Don't you think insults have to be personalized to be effective? The next logical step in the thought process might be to question that, if Ted's insults have been to a large extent canned and not personal, are they actually insults at all?

Tim
 
boomtap said:
What is Mystery Records, I did a search for that, and I got nothing. Is it a farse, or some inside homerecording.com/bbs joke?
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Well there's the "real" Mystery Records, as discussed by Ted. All I know about MR is from its mention in Ted's posts (and Christian from a few months ago). There was also a spurious Mystery Records thread by me, and one by another person too if I remember - was it by Incanus and Supercreep? ...don't remember. Mine was called MONKEY! and was just a joke.

A new convention of communication developed from the various MR threads - taking the use of caps, bold, and font size to more expressive dimensions well beyond just yelling. yOU'll sEe iT frEquENtly iN thrEAds oN tHe MR sUBject!!!111!!1!.

Tim
 
Timothy Lawler said:
That's the problem with using cut and paste insults. Don't you think insults have to be personalized to be effective? The next logical step in the thought process might be to question that, if Ted's insults have been to a large extent canned and not personal, are they actually insults at all?

Tim
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DON'T FORGET COLOR too TIM!
So if Ted's insults aren't actually real insults AND his posts are composed of purely insults, are they even real posts? Does that mean Ted is even real? Hmm.. something to think about
 
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

<sung to the tune of "Every Rose Has It's Thorn">

Eeeev'ry board has its troll...

:D

Where'd you find this guy? A lost tourist from "Really Small PeePee Land", I surmise...

Kind of a one trick pony though. Gets old and boring fast. And I don't know about y'all, but if this is the level of professionalism one can expect from this "record label", you'd be, well, a moron to be affiliated. I got a record label too. All it takes is a shell company and a dba. Big whoop. I fel studly saying that, though. Wait... I fel an urge to type in REALLY BIG BOLDFACE TYPE!

OK, sorry. Got lost for a moment there. I'm all better now.

Remember when "alternative" music actually was?
 
LLARION, your post wasn't colorful enough for me to understand!! Sorry!!

Hey Ted, you should check out the thread made by "The__Bomb" I think you guys would have fun together ;)

I like how he comes in and just randomly chooses a thread to pick on and hang out in.
 
Guess I've gotten used to Ted in the 7 months I've been here... don't mind him really. At least he's consistent. :D

Thinking of insults or confrontation in general, I'd say a physical confrontation rates a serious and maybe incapacitating response if the "touch" line is crossed. Before that... isn't it best to stay cool and unaffected? With random online text attacks, isn't it a joke anyway? If, as I read earlier today in a thread, a jokester says, "THIS MAKES ME VOMIT" to a poster with a nice sounding rock mix, it strikes me as hilarious rather than insulting because it's so off the wall.

Just thinking this because I've seen posters take this kind of thing so seriously in the past.

Tim
 
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