Shredboy, I don't use MIDI either to be honest, so the way I do things is pretty simple and maybe what you are after.
All I do is plug my drum machine into the soundcard/audio interface and record it onto a standard audio track, no different to if you were recording guitar, etc. Then all I do is play the drum machine, set the same tempo in Cubase as my drum machine, then hit record.
You wont get it spot on, so you'll have to then just use a bit of cut/copy/pasting/etc to get the drums how you want, but thats all there is to it. oh, and a drum machine ain't gonna cost you loads, either. I use a bog-standard Zoom model, and can get some nice sounds out of it, just adding a little bit of effects in Cubase.