crawdad
Dammit, Jim, Shut Up!
Yes! I'm so excited that I spent a week in Chicago trying to find you (Shaws Crab House is COOL!)
Anyway, I just saw it--the new Bellari TUBE EXCITER! Its only two channels, so we'd need another one to do triple tube exciting--but with two, you could do quadruple tube exciting. Imagine the effect of a Rickenbacker twelve string on the treble pickup run through exciter X4! It would make even casual listeners perk up their ears!
This is the marvel--the sonic breakthrough we have fantasized and dreamed about--the homewreckers dream mastering tool! And its TUBE! and it EXCITES! Imagine the lush, full fat sound of a pair of these babies strapped across the output of your best mix. Use slight amounts to bring life to the master or run it full bore to take that master mix to sonic nirvana!
I'm overwhelmed. The news is just too much. Listen, Chess, don't tell anybody our new secret! Let them listen to our work and wonder how we achieve such presence and fatness--such clarity. We can lie! Tell them its Neumann U47's and old Neve pre's! Tell 'em George Massenberg does our mastering for us! I'm sure they'll fall for it once they hear what these tube exciters can really do in the right hands!
Remember--its hush hush for now. OK?
Anyway, I just saw it--the new Bellari TUBE EXCITER! Its only two channels, so we'd need another one to do triple tube exciting--but with two, you could do quadruple tube exciting. Imagine the effect of a Rickenbacker twelve string on the treble pickup run through exciter X4! It would make even casual listeners perk up their ears!
This is the marvel--the sonic breakthrough we have fantasized and dreamed about--the homewreckers dream mastering tool! And its TUBE! and it EXCITES! Imagine the lush, full fat sound of a pair of these babies strapped across the output of your best mix. Use slight amounts to bring life to the master or run it full bore to take that master mix to sonic nirvana!
I'm overwhelmed. The news is just too much. Listen, Chess, don't tell anybody our new secret! Let them listen to our work and wonder how we achieve such presence and fatness--such clarity. We can lie! Tell them its Neumann U47's and old Neve pre's! Tell 'em George Massenberg does our mastering for us! I'm sure they'll fall for it once they hear what these tube exciters can really do in the right hands!
Remember--its hush hush for now. OK?
