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TaoManna Don
man of [quite a]few words
Sang roughly to the tune of Cher's hit "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Verse 1:
Camped on a mountaintop in Tennessee
Wished I'd a stayed with my SUV
Hiked 10 mile way back in them wood
With a million angry varmints.......
Every single one of them up to no good
Chorus:
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Walking through a spider web, both arms flailing
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
And every night when you try to settle down
Mosquitoes come around
Verse 2:
Third day out got off of the trail
Slipped on a rock nearly broke my tail
Backpack fell down in a ravine
Bitten by a grizzly bear........
Ugly ole gash turning into gangrene
Chorus:
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Walking through a spider web, both arms flailing
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
And every night when you try to settle down
Mosquitoes come around
Bridge:
I shoulda been lookin’ but he caught me good
With his toothy grizzly smile
Three minutes later, I'm a fella in trouble
But I ain't seen a grizzly bear for a while
Mainly, cause I been running like...well, like a grizzly bear's been chasing after me
Chorus:
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Walking through a spider web, both arms flailing
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
And every night when you try to settle down
Mosquitoes come around
[spoken as the music fades]
well, dang it to heck!
i'm lost, no food, no water, all busted up, can't walk, feelin real bad, can't hardly see no more.
yuh know, this campin trip's startin to seem like a friggin bad idea.
wait a minute! i think i see davy crockett..... HELP!!
GROWL!!!!
(Nope, I guess not)
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Verse 1:
Camped on a mountaintop in Tennessee
Wished I'd a stayed with my SUV
Hiked 10 mile way back in them wood
With a million angry varmints.......
Every single one of them up to no good
Chorus:
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Walking through a spider web, both arms flailing
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
And every night when you try to settle down
Mosquitoes come around
Verse 2:
Third day out got off of the trail
Slipped on a rock nearly broke my tail
Backpack fell down in a ravine
Bitten by a grizzly bear........
Ugly ole gash turning into gangrene
Chorus:
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Walking through a spider web, both arms flailing
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
And every night when you try to settle down
Mosquitoes come around
Bridge:
I shoulda been lookin’ but he caught me good
With his toothy grizzly smile
Three minutes later, I'm a fella in trouble
But I ain't seen a grizzly bear for a while
Mainly, cause I been running like...well, like a grizzly bear's been chasing after me
Chorus:
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
Walking through a spider web, both arms flailing
Bugs, Bees, Gnats and Flees
And every night when you try to settle down
Mosquitoes come around
[spoken as the music fades]
well, dang it to heck!
i'm lost, no food, no water, all busted up, can't walk, feelin real bad, can't hardly see no more.
yuh know, this campin trip's startin to seem like a friggin bad idea.
wait a minute! i think i see davy crockett..... HELP!!
GROWL!!!!
(Nope, I guess not)